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mom calls the husband a b*****d



and then the dad calls the wife a b***h



and billy goes to his mom and says mom what's a b***h and b*****d



and then the mom says well a b***h is a lady and a b*****d is a gentlemen



and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors and hear Put your p***s in my v****a



So billy goes to his mom and says whats a p***s and v****a



His moms says Well Billy a p***s is a hat and a v****a is a coat



and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says s**t



and billy says whats s**t



and then his dad says

Well Billy s**t is a type of shaving cream



and then billy sees his mom cutting the turkey



and his mom cut's her finger and says ********



and then billy says to his mom, mom whats ********



Well Billy ******** is a way of cutting the turkey



andthen later the guest arrive and billy goes to them and says



hello bitches and bastards may i take your penises and vaginas .

my dads upstairs wiping s**t off his face and my moms in the kitchen ******** the turkey