-As I was going through the memories of the day so far. My cellphone began to ring and I knew it was from my hidden friend. (This is hours after the whole Sasaki accident) He called telling me that he was still in the truck and seemed like he was getting closer to the dump. And here I am the honerable friend on a mission to fight bordem in finding my friend cause I really wanted to do one among to things that I knew needed to be done. 1) get back at him cause I feel karma saved him and I wanted revenge. 2) Ask why the heck I needed a calender, I mean come on I forget Master's birthday cause I ditched class ( Important thing to remember Master is my guardian and also the dean of the university me and my friends go to) the day before just to get some ice cream and thought it was the 15th instead of the 16th. And because I ditched and forgot his birthday he sent me on a mission which I just now got back from.
-Well any way before I decided to find my way ward and fangirlphobic friend? Or was it that one childhood friend he thought would kill him, if she knew he even looked at a girl who wanted more then his friendship? I always get the two confused but thats not important as I decided to ask a few of my friends what was with the day. I felt that logically I should ask Loren first but when I tried to find her. I gave up after ten minutes cause I ran into my friend Jinko. His appearence didn't suprise me at all as he was covered in rencently tied bandages.
"What girl did you piss of this time man?" I asked a little annoyed.
"Umm what do you mean?" He lied.
"I mean the bandages." I paused as I then yelled, " I MEAN COME ON MAN YOUR LIKE WHAT 6'2" AND YOU DON'T USUALLY GET BEATEN THIS BAD YOU PERVERT!!!"
"Oh yeah," he said as I saw a sweat drop begin to form on his face. Which had a pretty nice shiner on his right eye, "Well ya see it was more then one girl"
"How many people?" I knew it would be a lot and I wanted to know who beat up my friend. Not cause I wanted revenge I just wondered what happened and if he broke the record he made of earning the wrath of 17 girls. Odd, I think that was almost a year ago but the thought is thrown aside.
"It was 19 people" he then looked to the ground as he said," but two were angry boyfriends," and then I saw him shudder, " and the last one of them was a cross dresser."
-Now as the type of friend that I am I did three things looked at him. Then I shook my head in disappointment and said with a strait face, "Well at least we know that you can say men don't like ya more then friendship." He looked at me nodded knowing I'm not the type of guy to hit a guy when he was down. He was right for three seconds as I began laffing so hard that I began to turn a very nice shade of purple before I finally stopped.
"Well at least got a number this year" he said crying.
"This year," I said as I remembered that I needed to know why every one was acting odd today, " Uh, Jinko why is it that every..." I stopped when I saw that he left and I looked like I was talking to myself. "DAMNIT ALL!!!"
-I then looked on to the side of comen sense as I came to an important side of reason. Jinko probably didn't even know. Heck if he did he probably didn't even know now cause of the beatings. Hmm if it wasn't for a fact that this happens on a weekly basis I would have been suspicous as to why Jinko waited a year to break his record. Oh well maybe D.L., Zaine, Skwerl, Corey, or hell even the silverspoon Dave might know.
End of part 2
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