I just got back from camp on friday
so what happen was there was a hail storm and it rained so hard that dy that it flood the kitchen. I grabbed a push broom and tried getting as much of the water out as possible (there was about 3inches of water). I got to install a micro wave oven we had cut some of the shelf so it would fit. Then Joey tried climing a tree to get a ball out and they said he bear hugged a the tree then started to slide down, and a tree branch about the size of a quarter went into hismouth and got lodged in his sinus(sp). Also the Dishwasher broke and we had to wash 120 dishes by hand but its good thing it broke at dinner time on thursday or I would tell then to use paper plates cause that is way to many dishes to wash by hand before the next meal. An there was this little boy he was playing nucum(sp) or something, and a piece of metal broke off caught him in the side of the head. Jordan when he looked at it he swore he could see white (his skull) and all the nurse's office did was put butterfly bandaid on it and said if it falls off you needed stiches. Jesus I was so sore and tired when I got back because I didn't sit down or take a brake to much, the only brake I took I think would be sleeping.Yeah I was pretty smelly too. Thats my story and I'm sticking to it ^_^ now time for my joke hmmm......
Joke: Boys will be boys
> > And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
> > 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
> > house 4 inches deep.
> >
> > 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
> > roller blades, they can ignite.
> >
> > 3..) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
> > restaurant.
> >
> > 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
> > enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
> > cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread
> > paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
> >
> > 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
> > using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
> > before you get a hit. A
> > ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
> >
> > 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit
> > by a ceiling fan.
> >
> > 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already
> > too late.
> >
> > 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it..
> >
> > 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
> > 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
> >
> > 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year
> > old Boy.
> >
> > 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
> >
> >
> > 12.) Super glue is forever.
> >
> > 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still
> > can't walk on water.
> >
> > 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
> >
> > 15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials
> > show they do.
> >
> > 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
> >
> > 17.) Marbles in gas tanks
> > make lots of noise when driving.
> >
> > 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
> >
> > 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not
> > like ovens.
> >
> > 20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
> >
> > 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
> > dizzy.
> >
> > 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
> >
> > 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
> >
> > 24.)
> > 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or
> > without kids..
> >
> > 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
> > fluid. rofl
 lema-moondust · Sun Jul 20, 2008 @ 06:53pm · 0 Comments |
