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You have ever been hit by a chancla.-NO
*You can play any sport wearing your chanclas.-NO
*You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy."-NO
*Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking-NO
*You use your lips to point something out.-NO
*You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".-LOL NO
*Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment.-NO
*You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music.-HECK NO
*You call your sneakers "tenees".-NO
*You have at least thirty cousins.-YEAH
*You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food.-NO I HATE IT
*You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!"-LOL NO
*Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving and Christmas!-NOPE
*There is more Tequila than punch at a family members birthday party.-NOPE
*There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.-NOPE
*You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it.-LOL NO
*You have a drunk uncle/aunt.-HEH NO
*You have ever had to tell your kid /or been told not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll/you'll catch a cold.-YES
*You go to a wedding or Quinceañera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go.-YES
*You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse.-ERR WHAT??
*Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies.-NO
*You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house.-NO
*You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious.-NO
*You need to point out how much something you just bought cost.-NO
*You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now.-NOPE
*You're laughing because some of these things have actually happened to YOU!-NO REALLY ^^

You have ever been hit by a chancla.---No, because they know that I would bite them to death if they did.
*You can play any sport wearing your chanclas.--No.
*You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy."--No.
*Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.--No.
*You use your lips to point something out.-- No.
*You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".--No.
*Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment.--No, just when I don't listen.
*You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music.--Uhh.....no.
*You call your sneakers "tenees".--No.
*You have at least thirty cousins.--Yes.
*You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food.--No.
*You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!"--No. I hate crowding.
*Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving and Christmas!--Not really.
*There is more Tequila than punch at a family members birthday party.--I wish.
*There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.--Yes.
*You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it.--No.
*You have a drunk uncle/aunt.--Yes.
*You have ever had to tell your kid /or been told not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll/you'll catch a cold.--Rarely.
*You go to a wedding or Quinceañera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go.--Yes.
*You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse.--What the hell is that...?
*Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies.--Huh...?
*You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house.-- I don't get it..
*You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious.--What's a chola...? And no.
*You need to point out how much something you just bought cost.--No.
*You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now.-- No.
*You're laughing because some of these things have actually happened to YOU!--I have no sense of humor.


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If Your A Real Hispanic
You have ever been hit by a chancla. no
*You can play any sport wearing your chanclas.ummmm no?
*You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy." no
*Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking, yeah
*You use your lips to point something out. yeah
*You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis". no
*Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment. no
*You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music. no i want to tho
*You call your sneakers "tenees". yeah
*You have at least thirty cousins. hell yeah
*You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food. YEAH
*You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!" ooooooooooooooohhh yeah!
*Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving and Christmas! no
*There is more Tequila than punch at a family members birthday party. no
*There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus. not that i kno of
*You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it. no
*You have a drunk uncle/aunt. hell yeah
*You have ever had to tell your kid /or been told not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll/you'll catch a cold. no
*You go to a wedding or Quinceañera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go. no
*You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse. yeah
*Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies. no
*You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house. no
*You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious. no
*You need to point out how much something you just bought cost. yeah
*You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now. no
*You're laughing because some of these things have actually happened to YOU! HELL YEAH!!!!!

wow..there's not that many Hispanics on Gaia...is there? ._.