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So I went to Disneyland with my boyfriends family, without my boyfriend. NEVER AGAIN. It was hell. His sisters & brothers were so ******** rediculous, it was annoying. See, they've pissed me off so much, I'm mixin' up my words. stressed
Bryanna- Unappreciative; does not understand the words no,don't,stop, or shut up. She's unappreciative because we're at ******** Disneylad, a place you only get to go so many times in your lifetime because of how high the prices are, & all she wanted to do was go back to the hotel & swim in the pool, something she can do almost everyday because she lives in Florida. stare Is she ******** retarded? I think so. Plus, she's like, the ULTIMATE INSTIGATOR. If she were a superhero, that's what she'd be. She'd have "nanny nanny boo boo" as her music & everything. 3nodding She kept starting fights with her siblings for the hell of it. Plus, she kept annoying me about things concerning my daughter: "Can I blow up her floaties?" "Can I take her swimming?" "Can I hold her for 5 minutes & then pass her off cause that's what I always do, even though I beg for like 3 ******** hours to hold her & you know what I'm gonna do but you think it'll shut me up for 2 seconds so you let me. hee hee hee." "Can I push the stroller?" "Can I hold her on this ride?" "Can she use a stranger's floatie toy*?" Oh My God, I have never wanted to hit a child so desperately in my life.
* Yeah, because I forgot the bright pnik pool toy Mima bought for her, the kids took it upon themselves to ask some stranger- a black guy, mind you- if my daughter could borrow it......After I told them not to stare Then his skank of a wife sees her using it & proceeds to talk to me, as if I ******** care. "Dat's our toy, but she culd use it I's okaaaay Where her Daddy?" On vacation somewhere else at the moment "oh (pause) Dat's coo' jus' needed a lil' break, I guess (pause) My husban' came with me" That's right. She emphasized every word. ******** you, & your husband b***h. Just because my boyfriend isn't up my a** 24/7, doesn't mean he doesn't love me, mmmk? I know I'm annoying & emotional & clingy. If I were him, I'd want a vacation away from me, too. Frankly, I'm amazed he hasn't dumped my a** already. Just another reason to love him. 4laugh
Bradley- Knows he's only 11. Thinks he should be treated like an adult. Why are you not allowed to take my 7 month old daughter swimming? Umm, maybe because I like her breathing & above water, dipshit. Why can't you borrow my room key? Because I don't want you to lose it. Why can't Sophi sleep with you? Because I don't want your fatass to suffocate her. Any more stupid questions?
Brooke- A breath of fresh air. She can be annoying, too, but her sister takes the cake. Brooke listens more often & better than the other two combined. She is like the little sister I never had. Now, I have 2 sisters, so I'm going to elaborate. Brooke is sweet & cute & respects me. She knows I'm an adult & treats me like one. She likes it when I braid her hair & I enjoy doing it. She has awesome hair. Not as awesome as Shadow's, but still awesome. It's dark & long & naturally [mostly] straight. I love it. I hope & pray to God that if Sophi can't have her dad's hair, she'll have hair like Brooke's.
Blake- It was sooooo fun hanging out with him. I love him like a brother. I really do. Neither of my actual brothers are as close to my age as he is, so I can't joke with them the way I can with Blake. He bragged to me about this chick that he met & I listened because who else is he gonna tell? Shadow deosn't care + wasn't there, Mima is his grandmother- enough said & his siblings are too young + don't care. I'm nosey so I care about everything + if I listen to him, I can tell him how much I miss Shadow & we joked about each other's sex lives....well, he joked about mine & I countered with jokes about his lack-of-one^^ While waiting for the tram to get back to the car, one of us brought Shadow up & we guessed how different the day would've been if Shadow'd been there with us.
Ok, the actual park. We were in Tomorrowland for FOUR Count 'em 1-2-3-4 hours because the kids wanted to ride Space Mountain. Fun, but not worth the wait. While waiting, we rode the go cart things [brooke & I totally beat bradley & bryanna- & they got to their car long before we did^^], Stich's great escape[which is alien encounter:kid version], watched the Laugh floor show twice [HILARIOUS-both times] & rode the monorail thingy [Mima's choice] When we got to Fantasyland, the kids went on the teacup ride. I wasn't in the mood for it. I was talking to mima & Blake when- there he was- the greatest charater of all times. Tigger^^ I squeeled & jumped up & got in line to take a picture with him. Waited half an hour with a baby on my hip. Got three spots away from meeting him & becasue it rained, didn't get my picture. The only thing that stopped me from crying was knowing I was with Shadow's family. If I were with my own family, I would've bawled like a baby. No joke. I'd worn a Tigger shirt that day, too. Ironically enough, we all rode The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh next & Sophi loved it. We stood in line for an hour to get on the little Dumbo thing & Sophi didn't really enjoy it, but she didn't cry & that's all that counts. On It's a Small World, she slept, having fallen asleep before we got on the ride. Frontierland- took Sophi on Haunted Mansion. She was wide-eyed, but quiet. The ride had "techniacl difficulties" while we were on it. We sat, laying back & looking at an old man & a starving dog for a good 5-10mins before it restarted. Sophi'd fallen asleep while we were waiting & slept for the rest of the ride. Sophi watched the country bear show with us. She was wide eyed & just watched. Didn't fall asleep. stared centerstage the whole show. I had to turn her head to let her watch the stuff that was going on sodestage. Adventureland- it's dark outside Blake, Bryanna & I wait to ride Thunder Mountian while the others watch the parade. We ride. Yay, fun. I get the camera when we meet up with the others & take pictures of the parade & sophi watching it while mima complains at how rude the tourists are. Side note: I ******** hate tourists. After the parade, we all ride the newly rennovated Pirates of the Carribean with lifelike Johnny Depp robotics. mrgreen Sophi fell asleep & I don't know how this was possible, but she slept through the ENTIRE earth-shaking fireworks display. Blake & I agree- she sleeps like her daddy rofl After 30 minutes in the shops, we were finally on our way home....to the hotel. My feet were swollen, my back ached & I was annoyed out of my mind, but I can't say the trip was a complete waste. I did have some fun & I got an awesome charm holder pin thing that says "Mom" along with 2 charms- Sophi & Shadow's birthstones^^ Sophi got a Stitch stuffed animal that she loves...trying to eat. He's almost as big as her^^ I think I'm finally done writing for now. I'm definately going to add a 2 later, though^^ 4laugh ninja heart
Sudoku Kitten · Thu Jul 03, 2008 @ 08:51pm · 1 Comments |
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