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It seems I've been getting lazy about writing in this thing. Here's a quick summary of what's been going on since my last update:

- Bubby got a virus and wound up in the hospital for three days. Now she has to stay at an assisted living facility for a week or two until she realizes it's not 1982. Also, she gave me, Mom, and Aunt Deb the same virus. Mom got revenge by calling her ten times a day and calling her Typhoid Gert.

- This week the Women's Open golf tournament has been going on at my Mom's boss's country club. Gary, her boss, loves golf and saying he's rich is like saying Paris Hilton is just a little annoying. Yesterday Gary wanted to go watch the tournament and as he's leaving he tells my Mom the he and his millionaire buddies are going to sneak in through a hole in the fence. Tickets cost THIRTY BUCKS and the cheap b*****d is sneaking into HIS OWN COUNTRY CLUB to watch golf for free. I'm sorry, that's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

- I have been expressedly forbidden from testing my theory that most police officers will let you go if, after your arrest, you give them a muffin.

- My cousin Sarah took me to the sigle greatest location in the world last weekend- The Anoka Kilt Shop. I think that sentence should be sufficient to express just how amazing my Saturday was.