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So there I was listening to lords of acid, when a spider monkey had his eyes set upon my pudding! I was frightened but at the same time determined so I set aside my petty fear of monkies and full body slammed that son of a b***h onto a wrestling matt and won the wrestling belt that proved that I had spanked that monkey into shape! That's when a horse that was the color of baby barf made it's way gracefully towards me and started to eat my socks, so I batted it off with a softball bat and ran away to hide with the other orphan boys that were hiding from michael jackson and willy wonka. we held a conspiracy and screamed out and protest, won the spanish crusades and ran away to spain, where we had an adventure of who had the biggest turkey. I won of course and lived a happy life with my monster truck the end heart