a) Go to jail for 5 months
b) Lick peanut butter off a homeless person's foot
a) Make out with george bush
b) Not have any holidays in which you get presents
a) Smile
b) Frown
a) Have a pet kitty
b) Have a pet puppy
a) Be given a rose
b) Be given a million bucks
a) Be a celebrity
b) Be rich
a) Jump off a skyscraper and get run over by a truck
b) Be in a situation like in the Saw movies except its real
a) Watch family guy
b) Watch american dad
a) Work at mcdonalds
b) Work at burger king
a) Have the ability to part your hair with the wave of your hand
b) Have the ability to have everyone in your neighborhood (or building) renounce their religion everytime you flush a toilet
a) Meet a talking animal
b) Fly to the moon
a) Make it your birthday every day
b) Give a homeless person a foot massage
a) Have a yo-yo that grants you super powers
b) Have a yo-yo that spins circles and hypnotises others
a) Type "hi"
b) Type "hey"
a) Have a pet goose that lays golden eggs
b) Have a pet elk that craps convertibles
a) Go hiking in the woods where there are BEARS
b) Let your mom show baby pictures of you to all your friends
a) Pick your nose and flick it in public
b) Fart very loudly in public
a) Have a really mean teacher who picks on you the most
b) Have a parent who never lets you do anything
a) Be able to dispense ketchup from your belly button
b) Have a pencil sharpening nostril
a) Give birth to a 10 year old
b) Give birth when you were 10
a) Go to the movies with someone you like
b) Join your friends to party at the beach
a) Get a papercut on your eyeball
b) Eat a dirty glass cup
a) Go a year without your family
b) Go a year without your best friend
a) Eat an apple
b) Eat a peach
a) Hug a porcupine very tightly
b) Sit on a porcupine
a) Walk barefoot everywhere you go
b) Wear huge, hideous boots without socks for the rest of your life
a) Eat a live gerbil
b) Remove your own appendix with nothing but a shoe horn and a rusty old menorah
a) Get stabbed in both eyes with a pin
b) Get stabbed in the heart
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