me and my family have dinner together
then my dad start talking about his stuffs like sports or politic
but I can't understand what he try to talking about
it's like when u learn economic u know?
GDP GNP wth gonk
but I still act like I know what is he talking about (and nods many times too)
I feel so bored
so I start telling jokes
ok here is my joke (I really think it's a good stuff)
well there have 3 animals that are friends
there are frog snail and millipede
they drink rums together like 4 hours
so rums almost gone
frog : snail! man rums almost gone now go buy more!!!
snail : no! I can't go to buy rum
frog : why?
snail : u'll have to wait for me long long long time cuz I move so slow....
frog : hell yea
millipede : frog! u go man!
frog : no I can't
snail : why?
frog : cuz i have to hop If I hop while I bring a bottle of rum back the bottle will break
and we will can't drink rum
millipede : oh God!!! you're right
snail : u! u the only one who can buy rums go millipede
millipede : gonk I guess I can't deny fine! I'll go
frog&snail : hooray!!!! hurry dude rums almost gone now
millipede : I know dang!!
there are frog snail and millipede
they drink rums together like 4 hours
so rums almost gone
frog : snail! man rums almost gone now go buy more!!!
snail : no! I can't go to buy rum
frog : why?
snail : u'll have to wait for me long long long time cuz I move so slow....
frog : hell yea
millipede : frog! u go man!
frog : no I can't
snail : why?
frog : cuz i have to hop If I hop while I bring a bottle of rum back the bottle will break
and we will can't drink rum
millipede : oh God!!! you're right
snail : u! u the only one who can buy rums go millipede
millipede : gonk I guess I can't deny fine! I'll go
frog&snail : hooray!!!! hurry dude rums almost gone now
millipede : I know dang!!
so frog and snail waiting waiting and waiting
no rums no millipede
snail : frog I think we should go buy ourself maybe millipede drink all the rums by himself now
frog : yea u're right let's go
but when they go to the front door millipede still there!!!! with no rums frog and snail feel so angry really angry
frog : what the hell are u doing millipede??? u just sitting at the front door all the time???
snail : why u dun buy rums idiot!!! why u still here???
millipede turn around slowly and said....
millipede : I'm wearing my shoes dummy
exclaim exclaim exclaim
end lol
so yea i think it's funny tho
but no one laugh at all so I have to laugh by myself xD
k thx for reading
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