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Best Sayings Eva
Disclaimer: Some of which are mine. Some of which are not mine. That was the gayest thing I’ve seen. And just so you know, that was not a compliment. You should never drink on Sundays. You would get a hangover on Monday and be very uncomfortable in school. Always remember (words of the wise) drink only on either Friday or Saturday. That way, you would have hangovers on either Saturday or Sunday, no pain there. You can sleep all day. There are seven sins, and mankind is guilty of them all. If loving you was ever a crime, I’d be up for life sentence. There’s never a guarantee when love’s involved, you will always slip and fall but always pull yourself up and become stronger than you were before. You have to take a risk to win anything in life… I push past the people who laugh at me, enjoying their cries as they fall down. Don’t you wish you could shut out all the unwanted emotions? Life would be so much easier then. Unfortunately, that’s not how it works. This movie absolutely sucks. The only good thing about it is that it’s almost finished. I can’t believe I paid money to see this thing. Don’t wear fur. Did you know that fur takes 14 trees just for the protest signs? People think I’m insane, but the voices inside my head tell me otherwise. Don’t get behind for I may not lead. Don’t walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Don’t walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell alone. It’s better to be a pirate than join the Navy. Therefore its existence is a crime and its punishment is death. Capitalization is the difference between “I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse…” and “I have to help my uncle jack off a horse…” I hate it when you make sense. It’s not rape if you yell “Surprise!” The sign said “Wet Floor” so I did. How can my feet smell if they have no nose? Is a void filled with emptiness? No, it’s not full of anything, it’s empty you morons!” Believe those who are seeking truth, doubt those who find it. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. Nobody’s perfect. Well, there was this one dude… but we killed him. Oh come on, we all know that “spend your money wisely” really means “blow off every penny you’ve ever made on candy and random crap.” If science was the art of kicking people, I’d consider a job as a chemist. Imagination takes us to places that never were, but without it we go nowhere. We do NOT laugh at the man with the GUN. Note: Being a girl kind of sucks because you can’t call yourself “the man.” When you’re not hungry and you watch the food network, it’s kind of boring. But if you watch it when you’re hungry, it’s like porn—“oh yeah baby, season that chicken.” People who don’t need people need people to be around to know that they were the kind of people who didn’t need other people. What’s long, hard, and sticky when it leaks? A glow stick It’s kinda like a horror movie except it’s really short and not very scary. Dude that means it’s not a horror movie. Be nice to nerds. You’ll probably work for one in the future. I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that garlic flavored garlic. My doctor says I’ve lost my marbles. But my marbles are in a plastic bad in my closet. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. With a box of chocolates, I can throw out the ones I don’t want. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, will the rest follow him too? Your voice is so annoying that it’s going to bore a hole through my head. If I die, it’s going to be your fault. Have you ever asked a suicidal why they killed themselves? Haha, you can’t because they’re already dead. I reject your reality and substitute my own. I’m an optimist. I’m confident that Global Warming will be nullified by Nuclear Winter. Life’s a mystery to live, not a problem to solve. A friend would bail you out of jail, but a true friend would be sitting next to you in the cell. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in your shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. If Earth didn’t suck, we’d all fall off. Your words make my ears bleed. Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by. It’s not obnoxious, it’s elegantly weird. Life is just a period of time between birth and death. Sarcasm is your mind’s natural response to stupid. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. I’m not sure about the universe yet though. Yes, drawing in math class. The best pictures come from that class. One cannot say that one hates sushi until one has tried EVERY type of sushi that exists… that’s a lot of sushi. Pants are an obstacle on the road to comfortable clothing. I made you chocolate but Valentines Day, but I ate it. Cars catching on fire are always a classic. Have fun, kill some time…and some people… or just, you know whatever works for you. The sky’s the limit. Beyond that can only be your own imagination. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Rule#1: Never tell your enemy your weakness. Rule#2: Never HELP your enemy build your weakness. I’m the type of person who walked around asking where something is, then, three hours later, realize that I’ve been carrying it with me all that time. Isn’t it fun? I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. It’s good we’re crazy. If not, the world would be too boring. I’m sorry, did you just question me? What? I was only trying to say that- Did you or did you not question me? Y-yes? I advise you to start running, sir. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Sex is like math. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, leave your solution and pray you don’t multiply. And I’m awesome at math. Hate the game, not the player. Hate the sin, not the sinner. I can’t remember if I’m the good twin or the evil one. As every doctor knows, their job isn’t to save people, it’s to prolong suffering. Why the hell is the sun still shining? I demand rain. Alcohol is fun! Cursing at little toddlers is always fun. I’d kill for the Nobel Peace Prize. You can’t spell Slaughter without Laughter and you can’t spell Funeral without Fun. Who needs rhetorical questions? And what would you do with a brain if you had one? I’m for everything bad and perverted. I’m obsessed. I’m addicted and I don’t want help. Hey, you know why gay guys are lucky? Why? –looks at guy weirdly- Because they can have sex at any age and still not get pregnant! –Laughs like crazy- And so they lie on black silk sheets and eventually strip and have hot monkey sex. LOL Because reality is best when avoided like crazy. Those who are afraid to fall never learn to fly. He, who laughs last, thinks slow. Going boldly where no common sense has gone before. I’m not good at dieing. This world blows, come into mine. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re not crazy, then it’s you. True friends are those who really know you, but love you anyway. Use a spork for all your scooping and stabbing needs. The difference between Shonen-Ai and Yaoi: shounen-ai is two boys hugging and kissing each other; yaoi is two guys having sex. Don’t mislabel tings. Will you shut up? I can’t hear the song in my head. What were you doing riding the giant tortoise naked? Hey the fountain dared me to. He wanted to tour Italy, and I wanted to tour France. So we went to tour Spain. A compromise that satisfied absolutely no one. You have the right to remain silent, but I hope you don’t. This is going to be one long car ride, and I’d like to talk. I’m a celebrity. I’m allowed to steal. You want to know how I know that it’s a spy camera? Because it looks nothing like a spy camera! Shut up! I’m about to defy you. Do you know how hard it is to find a babysitter with advanced weapons training? Well, as it turns out, I’m secretly evil. I hate logic! It always proves me wrong! “Watch where you’re going!” is good advice that I can’t follow. Hey, I’m as straight as a line, baby. How you get in here?! The door wasn’t locked….in any serious way…
How was the movie? Well, it had no plot, well, just a bad one. It’ just basically mindless violence. REALLY? HOW MUCH? Mom! The baby has your cigarettes! My tongue feels terrible! How come no one told me putting a metal spike through it would be so painful?! Must…kill….best friend! I don’t have an issue, society does! Bad doctor! You are not allowed to fantasize about patients! That’s not sugar, that’s opium. I thought I told you not to kill each other in the house. I don’t want blood on my carpet again. Maybe you should just jump him. Worked for me. You want to know if a guy likes you? On a car ride alone with him, play the song “If I Told You That” by Whitney Houston. Trust me, it works. Leave a funny comment. I’ll read it and laugh. I’m waiting for your brain to explode. Dude, I don’t have a brain. The things you learn about yourself from video games. Don’t lie to me, you liar! Ugh… what in nothing’s name did I do last night? Look out before you- Too late… I’ve already put you through hell, so why not more? You know if you’re a true man if you wear tights and can still look manly. If you think I’m a mess, you should see my friends. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? I’m not feeling myself, can I feel you? You’re like my friend. She’s afraid that animals will come back to life and kill her if she eats them. Drink COFFEE! Do stupid things faster with more ENERGY! People people, don’t drink and drive. Drink THEN drive. I don’t know what you guys are talking about. This just a normal piece of cookie that doesn’t record evidence that I’m going to submit to the police. What’d you do yesterday? We went to the park to set fire to small children. I knew she was joking, or at least I hoped she was. Hey, are you drowning out there? Why, yes I am. Thanks for asking. It’s quiet lovely out here. He betrayed me for a cookie. I’m gonna KILL him! So ,we meet at last, whoever you are. There’s a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray it’s not a train. 4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift, which is why it’s called a present. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? I look for a guy with a VHR… very hot rear. LOL If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the fscking street. A friend will knock on your door and wait for you to answer when they come over. A true friend will open the door and yell “I’m home!” A friend will help you up when you fell. A true friend will laugh, help you up, and trip you again. Everyone has photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film. If you treat a woman like an object, it’s just wrong. If you treat an object like a woman, that is just disgusting. You haven’t cried in six years? You really are cool! It’s like you have a dark past or something! Oh, wait, you really do! You’re so innocent. Let’s change that, shall we? If you don’t want your valuables stolen, I suggest you destroy them right now. 92% of the teen population would be dead right now if Hollister said it wasn’t cool to breathe anymore. Procrastinators unite… tomorrow! I dream of a future where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. God! You scared me! God didn’t scare you, I did. We strongly advice it. In other words, you have to do it. Little creepy robot baby~ Most people are like slinkies, not good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Got hit by a train, bitten by a dog, shot by an assassin, fell off a cliff, went swimming on a mercury infested lake with mutant sharks…and died of cancer… oh the agony… If an erection lasts for more than eight hours, call your friends and brag, then seek medical attention. So I grabbed a gun and fired two warning shots…to his head. He didn’t say anything after that, probably too scared of what might happen. After yelling at me, he ran into the knife I was holding ten times. You haven’t touched it? Something’s broken and it’s not your fault? Oh god, I’m going to faint. His family was scared to give him a car because they thought he might use it as a weapon. There’s nothing dorky about me, and I can prove it with my lips. And I don’t mean for talking. Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted. That outfit is horrible. Take it off right now!!! The good die young and the horrid bastards live forever. There’s a thin line between love and hate. Can happen, not gonna. Friends are the best treasure a person could have. There are no happily-ever-afters in life. It just doesn’t work out like it does in fairy tales and romantic novels. It just doesn’t. I’m here because there is no other path; therefore, I must be here. WE ALL SHOULD LIVE SO WE CAN DIE SMILING SAYING "I LIVED THE WAY I WANTED TO LIVE AND DEATH CAN GO SCREW HIMSELF!" When you fail, you don't stop. You keep going. You pick it up and move on with it. Dare say, you try it again and improve on your methods, you know? Sometimes you've gotta go all the way back to the drawing board. - David Haefele 3rd Year MC Student, San Diego, California.
Failures give up, I'm not a failure. I'm not done yet. - Another San Diego MC Student. "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world" – Shakespeare When dealing with yourself, use your head. When dealing with others, use your heart. “He who wants to do good knocks at the gate, but he who loves find that the door is always open”-Confucius “Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go,”- Hermann Hesse "You just have to go after what you want- and if it doesn't want you back, it doesn't deserve you anyway." - Nicole Richie Do not give up on what you want most, for what you want at the moment. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. – Erica Jong "Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends." -Richard Bach What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger or hurts you really badly. We live so we can die smiling. In life, you get in trouble not by doing the wrong thing, but doing your own thing. The greatest mistake you can make is to constantly be afraid of making one. – Elbert Hubbard When one door closes, another one opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us. – Alexander Graham Bell Arguing with a fool proves that there are two. – Doris M. Smith Do not feel like you failed, but know that you have the chance to do better. With age comes wisdom, with age comes the knowledge of what is impossible, but the young don’t know what is impossible so they go out and do it anyway. Everyone should be able to live freely, no matter who they are. Everyone hurts when they are rejected. It’s inevitable. Courage is not the absence of fear, but something else more important than fear. When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you have a lot to watch. …life would always hand the worst roles to the best people… I stayed and did nothing when I should have stood up. I killed when I should have forgiven. So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the damn world. Greatness inspires envy, envy induces spite, and spite spawns lies. He who returns on a journey is not the same as he who started it. The seed of all greatness is small. Anyone can stand by you when you are right, but a friend will stand by you even when you are wrong... A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. A simple friend thinks that the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a fight. If you judge people, you have no time to love them. – Mother Teresa No man or woman is worth your tears. The only one who is will never make you cry. If you love someone, put their name in a circle instead of a heart. Hearts can break, but circles go on forever. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them. I’d be at the bottom to catch them. Don’t frown, because you never know who’s falling in love with your smile. Every sixty seconds we feel upset is one minute of happiness we’ll never get back. – Samara Gilman Something you do in a second can give you heartache for a lifetime. My best friend and I can do nothing or anything and we’ll still have the best time. No one dies a virgin, life screws us all. – Michael J. Trent Never tell your problems to anyone. 20% don’t care and 80% are glad that you have them. – Lou Holtz In the end , it’s not going to matter how many breaths took you, but how many moments took your breath away. Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching. – Randall G. Leighton When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reason to smile. Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. – Dr. Seuss Life with no excuses and love with no regrets. – Montel I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry. As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in love with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. You just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to you and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most of all; live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back. Feelings change – memories don’t. – Joel Alexander 1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.
2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.
3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.
8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may heal and bless.
10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying. Imagine there is a bank account that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening the bank deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course? Each of us has such a bank. It's name is TIME. Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to a good purpose. It carries over no balance. It allows no over draft. Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the remains of the day. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours. There is no drawing against "tomorrow." You must live in the present on today's deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness and success! The clock is running!! Make the most of today. You can close your eyes to things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to things that you don’t want to feel. Life's Highs...
Laughing crazily Dancing without any thoughts Star gazing Watching fireworks at night Singing without a worry in the world Going to the beach Dancing in the rain Ice cream on a hot day Feeling wanted Getting warm, fuzzy feelings when you think about that special person Receiving text messages Inside jokes Compliments Late night phone calls Christmas Hugs Kisses Knowing someone misses you Knowing someone is thinking of you Good dreams Skipping school for a day to have fun Lying in the grass staring into the sky Playing in the snow Jumping into a warm bed on a cold night Seeing you special someone’s friend on your cell phone when it rings Your first kiss Talking for hours with no reason Looking back at the memories Receiving and giving presents Birthdays Seeing your special someone Doing something stupid and then pretending nobody knew Turning on the radio to hear your favorite song Running into a friend in unexpected places Strolling along the pier at night Finding money on the ground Being home alone Reading good books Sleeping in Watching the sun come up Staying up till midnight with your friends Seeing a shooting star Waking up to find the person you love next to you Weekends Holidays Running in circles Sitting in front of a fire on cold evenings Smelling freshly baked cookies Singing into your hairbrush in the bathroom Turning up your stereo as loud as it can Being so happy it makes you cry Summer Finally completing something you started a long time ago Achieving a long time goal Warm nights Falling in love The real art of conversation is not to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong things at the tempting moment. Don’t take life too serious. You’ll never escape it anyway. It's amazing because, when you're a kid you see the life you want and it never crosses your mind that it isn't gonna turn out that way. – Love and Basketball
It’s funny how hello always ends with a goodbye, it’s funny how good memories can start to make you cry. It’s funny how forever never really seems to last, it’s funny how much you’d lose if you forgot about your past. It’s funny how friends can just leave you when you’re down, it’s funny how when you need someone they’re never around. It’s funny how people change and think they’re so much better, it’s funny how many lies can be packed in one "love letter". It’s funny how people forgive even though they can't forget, it’s funny how one night can contain so much regret. It’s funny how ironic life turns out to be but the funniest part of all, none of that’s funny to me. Letting go doesn't mean giving up... it means accepting that some things weren't meant to be. Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass; it’s about learning to dance in the rain. What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life. The true measure of a person is how they treat someone who can do them absolutely no good. – Ann Landers If today was perfect, there would be no need for tomorrow. Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come. Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. Never regret something that made you smile. Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say your life would be fair. – Trevor Jones Often in life we forget the things that we should remember and remember the things we should forget. Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today. Sometimes when you’re mad, you have the right to be mad, but you don’t have the right to be cruel. If your problem doesn’t have a solution, then why worry about it? I like to pretend that everything’s alright. Because when everybody else thinks you’re fine, sometimes you forget for awhile that you’re not. At one point in your life you either have the thing you want or the reasons why you don’t. Pain doesn’t hurt if that’s all you’ve ever felt. If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun. – Katherine Hepburn I am the author of my life. Unfortunately I’m writing in pen and I can’t erase my mistakes. A true optimist is a pessimist with a sense of humor. We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to se an imperfect person perfectly. – Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved The spaces between your fingers were created so that another’s could fill them in. There are three types of people in this world: those who makes things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened. No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there will be too much flirting. Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wising you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had? Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it. Should I smile because we’re friends? Or cry because we’ll never be anything more? You know you’re in love when you don’t wanna go to sleep at night because your life is better than a dream. We think that people who talk too much are annoying, but there are days where we want them to say something and they just don’t. Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down. Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew. It’s only after someone is gone do you realize how much you miss them… Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to. The worst feeling you’ll ever feel is sitting next to the person who means the world to you knowing that you mean nothing to them. Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened, even though it was only for a limited amount of time. If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want for them is to be happy, even if it’s not with you. Love is foolish, but I still might try it sometime. Dream as if you’ll live forever, but live as if you’ll die today. Never give up on something that you can’t go a day without thinking about. It’s not that you can’t, it’s that you don’t try. Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. I’m a dork. Why go through life unnoticed? When two friends separate, most of the time, they turn back and hug each other deeply. It occasionally happens over and over again before they really have to leave. The end is usually the beginning of something bigger. It’s not who you are, it’s who you’re with. It’s not where you’re from; it’s where you’re at. Your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends can kill you. Friendship isn’t a big thing; it’s a million of little things. Friends are people who know all about you, but still like you anyways. You can limit yourself, but don’t let other people do it for you. Why go through your life with regrets? Every decision you make determines who you are. If you make a bad one, you fix it. It makes you stronger. –Jessica Simpson Well it seemed like a good idea at that time… If everything is going bad, you’ve overlooked something. It’s not always about the effort that you put into it; sometimes it’s about the end result. After a while you learn the difference between holding a hand & falling in love. You begin to learn that kisses don't always mean something; promises can be broken just as quickly as they are made and sometimes goodbyes really are forever... How many people do you have in your life that you can actually say are worth the pain? You can only fake that everything is ok for so long. Then you just hit that point.... I want you out of my head and heart, but at the same time I don’t. Your brain is better than you think it is. Don’t tell me he wants to rule the world. Can’t he come up with something more original? Live for yourself and not for others. Humans were made to search for happiness. If not, what is the meaning of life? There is nothing after life. There is no reincarnation, no afterlife. Don’t kill yourself thinking that you’ll be happier after you die. There’s nothing after that. Live life to its fullest and don’t die unless it’s inevitable.
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