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1. If I be a fruit I will be... Tomato

2. If I be a colour I will be... greeny-blueish

3. If I be an animal I will be a... nocturnal

4. If I be domestic device I will be... loud and useless

5. If I be a book I will be... hard cover, thick, and a class A door stopper

6. If I be a clothes accessories I will be... socks

7. If I be a jewelry element I will be... broach

8. If I be a object I will be... large, unattractive, and in the way

9. If I be a car I will be... a Bentley that hasn’t been touched by anything other than dust in the past twenty years.

10. If I be a one of four elements I will be... water, go with the flow man

11. If I be a tree I will be... an acorn

12. If I be something to drink I will be... jello

13. If I be taste of ice-cream I will be... RAW SUGAR!

14. If I be a person I will be... crazy

15. If I be a planet I will be... Titan

16. If I be an insect I will be... tortured by young children. –shutter-

17. If I be urban transport I will be... THE ELEVATOR TO NO WHERE!

18. If I be a song I will be... Scream-o

19. If I be a film I will be... That kind of horror movie that makes you laugh so hard it hurts

20. If I be a season I will be... That short time between winter and spring

21. If I be a flower I will be... stomped on by small children

22. If I be a job I will be... Chaotic and stressing

23. If I be a cartoon I will be... banned by all networks

24. If I be a place I will be... isolated and annoying for I have my own language that
not even I know. O.O

25. If I be a gift I will be... rapped in news paper

26. If I be a memory I will be... hazy and hard to recall

27. If I be a city I will be... under-populated and riddled with drug addicts

28. If I be a sense I will be... sight

29. If I be a game I will be... too short with too many cut scenes

30. If I be a sweet I will be... a jaw breaker coated in caramel and chocolate.

31. If I be a day time I will be... Twilight

33. If I be an invention I will be... soon to be replaced by something much smaller and that takes pictures

33. If I be a part of body I will be... skin

34. If I be a country I will be... LUXEMBOURG!!!

35. If I will be a taste I will be... vanilla

36. If I will be a sport I will be... badminton

37. If I be a smell I will be... VANILLA!!! omO

38. If I be a school subject I will be... something people tend to sleep through

39. If I be a flag I will be... covered in bright colors and extremely difficult to
duplicate (My money on the other hand will be drawn by a five year old)

40. If I be a building I will be... abandoned and set for demolition

41. If I be a month I will be... March

42. If I will be a perfume I will be... VVVAAANNNILLLLLAAA!!!!!!

43. If I be a gum I will be... minty

44. If I be a toy I will be... easy to break and hard to replace, like a porcelain doll or a silk teddy bear!

45. If I be a material I will be... nit wool

46. If I be a geometric figure I will be... a triangle!

47. If I be a reply I will be... ‘WTF!!! O_o’

48. If I be a word I will be... Amphigory!

49. If I be a letter I will be... Hand written with great malice in ink made from one’s enemy’s blood and paper made from trees found on their property.


I bet none of you even realized there were two thirty threes.