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THE CAKE IS AN F-ING LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
DDDDDDDX IT'S A LIE, I TELL YOU! A LIE!
Or is it...?
Anyways, I just beat portal. I want my cake! GIVE ME MY CAKE~! GLaDOS didn't give me the cake she promised...
Tatsu- THAT'S BECAUSE YOU KILLED HER! DX
Atke- *Shifty eyes* Nuuuuu, YOU KILLED HER! No, wait... I did. Eh heh.... heh... Heh...
Opal- Where's GLaDOS? We have world dominat... er... nothing...
Atke- >.> Suuuuuuuuure.
Opal- The cake exists, I just ate it all. >.> <.< >.>
Atke- Suuuuure, GLaDOS give YOU cake. But me? No. I never get cake. I WANT CAKE! GIVE ME CAKE! THEY WERE TAUNTING ME WITH PICTURES OF CAKE!
Aaaaannnnyyyyywaaaaaaaaay.
Enough about cake. I just beat portal. I'm freaking amazing. Tatsu says I scare him with how I play. I go really really really slow when I walk, but I always seem to miss getting hit by the rockets. But I always manage to fall down the freaking incinerator?! GAAAAAAAAH! STUPID STUPID ATKE! Stupid Atke who managed to defeat GLaDOS, that is. =D The hardest part was trying to figure out how to get the stupid rockets to hit her! I couldn't get the angle right. D= But I finally did. And I beat her. But only by the skin of my teeth. Eh heh. Yeah.
So... Anyways, I love you if you read this entire thing. ^_^
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