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you know you live in 2008 when...
~you ask someone to do a ballroom dance and, obliviously, they do the soulja boy.
~ you go to a party, sit down, and take myspace pics.
~you're afraid to vote for obama cause his name is one letter away from osama.
~your reaction to rain is "omg omg the rain it's wet!!"
~you say you love panic at the disco when the only song you know by them is i write sins not trageties.
~you watch the music video to Misery Buisness by Paramore and say "that's so true" and the next day you walk around school pushing people and cheating on your boyfriend or girlfriend.
~you say that "orlando bloom is my boyfriend" or "rihanna is my girlfriend" in front of your boyfriend or girlfriend.
~your cell phone breaks when you poke the screen.
~you can't say the word hose without somebody laughing.
~you can't wear a black jacket and fitting jeans without somebody calling you emo.
~a world of warcraft nerd tells you to get a life.
~you ask somebody if they know bob saget and they say "oh yeah! from tourettes guy!"
~you play Harder,Better,Faster,Stronger by Daft Punk and somebody says"ooh kanye west!"
~a tour guide shows you a large white blob. you ask what it is and he replies "the average american male"
~a little girl sits on santa's lap in the mall and never comes back out.
~gallon storage bags have been renamed to snack bags.
~you look at a random guy and have to wonder if the thing on his ear is supposed to be there and wether it needs a bandage.
~abercrombie says it's uncool to breathe and half of the world's population dies.
~you see a couple on the street and have to wonder who the guy in the relationship is.
~you look up the word b***h in the dictionary and it says "a term of endearment directed to the female gender"
~you look up the definition of the word b***h period.
~ the newspaper is now sold in the macabre and horror section
~you see a tent in a parking lot and say "oh look they built the new wal-mart"
~you giggle every time you pass by d**k's sporting goods
~your reason for liking an artist is because it's popular
~you get a free toothbrush with a 20 dollar shipping and handling fee.
~you can sell your life or organs on ebay.
~you can take any food or drink item, fry it or put it on a stick, and make a million dollars.
~an artist can't sing a lick and gets popular because he/she wrote a song about kissing the same sex.
~water comes in three different types. tap, spring water, and decaf
~fail is a noun
~you say the word edward an twenty girls in the area scream
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