Mine came out to:
I stabbed a mop because I have amazing boobs.
Pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) - I ran naked with
2 (Feb) -I shot
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I banged
5 (May) - I jumped
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) - I killed
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) -I slapped
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a hobo
04 - A mop
05 - Barney the dinosaur
06 - a teletubby
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - a tooth brush
09 - my lover
10 - the kool-aid man
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a rock star
13 - a cat
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - the cookie monster
17 - a bum
18 - a whore
19 - a condom
20 - a stripper
21 - a porn star
22 - a dog
23 - my boyfriend
24 - a lesbian
25 - a hottie
26 - my ex boyfriend
27 - yo momma
28 - a bag of weed
29 - an Easter egg
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - jezzy the snowman
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because that b***h stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other - because I have double Ds
Green -because I still love him
Orange - because I smoke crack
Maroon- because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because im the sexiest b***h alive
Tye dye- because Im a ******** scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack
GO AHEAD AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH
xXJust-DreaXx Community Member 
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