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Perambulate Somnambulant.
While dicking around on Towns with my associates, we ran across one of the most I-has-an-condition-and-an-superiority-complex-tard whore thirteen-year-olds on Gaia. Perambulate Somnambulant.

Though bearable at first, once she got into her music tastes, the whole thing went downhill. She began with how she loves to play violin, but she 'teaches herself', and 'doesnt need to f***ing learn what they teach' her because 'can teach herself better'. Oh, and 'Metallica at 3am is f***ing awesome!'. I began to worry.

She told us about a local (Ohio) band of which we didn't know. We told her we were all from California. Apparantly, watching an episode of the OC or Laguna Beach and visiting the state only once (... and from her reaction, probably Beverly Hills or the sort.) of course makes you an expert on the subject.
So, she was telling us that everyone here is a self-conceited, stuck-up, preppy b***h. Which, of course, everyone is around here - why didn't I notice that earlier? THANK YOU SO MUCH, PERAMBULATE, FOR ENLIGHTENING ME AND OPENING MY EYES BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE NOTHING BUT THE LIGHT OF SUNSHINE BECAUSE I'M SUCH A SUPER-SUNSHINEY SUNSHINE STATE KIND OF PERSON!!!11!ONE!!1SUNSHIIIINNNEEEE

Seriously, she went on to tell us that everyone in California is the same and nonconfornists are really conformists because they're trying to be nonconformists just like everyone else and it's making them conform. But she's a real nonconformist, guys! Even if she does really like Hot Topic!!!

Oh, and she needed to puke because she hadn't taken her meds for the 700 OVAR 9000 'disorders' she has including OCD, chronic depression, and anger management.
Because it's totally a disorder to be able to manage your anger.

Oh, and she's still at the 'waaah, I haet preps!!! I haet everything except my music and this really hot guy!!11!' stage...

Anyway, that's Perambulate in a nutshell.
She reads the dictionary, has problems, and her profile is decorated with AFI, so of course she's better than all of us and her opinions count more. Even if we are the older and/or wiser.

SPAMMING HER WOULD BE LOVELY, THANK YOU.