A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over
the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer:
$15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for
the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of s**t, it takes all morning."
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over
the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer:
$15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for
the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of s**t, it takes all morning."
