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Since the last entry was so chaotic, this is a recap in a little bit more linear style that makes a bit more sense.

Walking over to Dragon, the woman asked with a small bow, "Het O wullur muhi uz tual kuril nu limnuli ht urj, blejyyeabcnil?" [+1]

Nodding, Dragon allowed the woman to touch the ice gem on her forehead. Almost instantly, the woman's outfit, eyes, and hair changed.
"That be much better Ducky," the woman sighed. With the new look, her overall demeanor began to change for the saner. Turning to the fairy-fox-demon [+2], the woman smiled and said, "Hello m'dear. I'd be happy to answer your question as dear Dragon here does not quite know what to make of the insanity that just broke out here a few seconds ago.

"But allow me to introduce myself first. I am Alachia, I am Dragon's grandmother--and considering the complexity of their births, also Xangord and Nogard's grandmother."

Laughing, Nogard said, "Oho! This is just LOVELY! As if killing you once wasn't hard enough!!!! I refuse to acknowledge any mermaid genes in me!"

"Ignore Firehead and her grandniece for the moment as I will come back to them," Alachia said to the newcomer. "Let us start with the human children and the vampire--the children are the vampire's offspring."

"How did you know?" n** asked.

"The nose knows," Alachia replied, looking at n** with her finger on the side of her nose. "That, and when they called for help by yelling 'mum' you reacted as any mother would. Two plus two."

Turning back to the fairy-fox-demon, Alachia said, "Your Dragoon there was simply trying to snap my great-grandson out of his Renstok-induced coma and Xangord simply overreacted."

Pausing a moment to let the effect of her calling Taran a dragoon sink in, Alachia continued by pointing at Nogard and the hatchling. "Nogard, as you may or may not know is from another universe in which she reigned supreme. Larkin is from her same universe had has a severe loathing of her for...some...odd reason that perhaps the dear would be kind to explain?" This last was said with Alachia looking at Larkin.

Transforming from her dragon form to her human form, the hatchling snarled, "She killed everyone in this room. Then, before she disappeared to this side of the looking glass forever, she viciously mauled me!!!"

"I say it was self defense," Nogard said. "You ambushed me so I felt it was only right to defend myself."

"Mind me you two and no fighting," Alachia said. Turning to Lord Avondale, Alachia said, "I am sure the times have changed so claim your daughter...daughters I should say."

"What are you talking about?" Dragon asked.

"That fool you thought was your true sire was only a marriage agreement set up by your grandsire," Alachia said. "The idiot didn't sire you; this golden oldie did."