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Once upon a time there was a fairy. *This fairy was a girl fairy named fairy. One day Fairy was going through the forest for a jog (Idiot much?). Then she sees a cat stuck up in a tree. Fairy screams in sadness and fear; She screams “poor little kitty!” The cat then projectile vomits on her but Fairy eats it. Fairy try’s to climb up the tree and get the cat but she falls right on her a**. Next she tries the same thing again but meets the same fate. After 18 tries later she almost gives up, but a wolf named Rita comes out of nowhere and says, “I’M GOING TO……Help you.” So Rita gets on the ground and Fairy gets on top ( xd ). Fairy attempts to jump up and get the cat again but as always fails. And again Fairy attempts to jump up and get the cat again but as always fails. So after like 30 more tries Fairy decides to fly up the tree and get the cat. The cat prances away and the Rita says. “Wow your stupid” and shoots Fairy in the leg because **Kim is going to read this. After Rita shoots Fairy she kicks her while she is down. Then after using very intense variations of torture leaves her there to die a slow painful death.

THE END

*Yes I know there is many grammer mistakes, but I did this on purpose
**Also My friend kim hates fairies...lol