HEEY YA'LL. IMMA BE TELLIN YA'LL ABOUT HOW I GAWT ALL MAH STUFF. WELL, MAH PREMATURE BABEH IS TAHT LIL GREEN THANGY IM HOLDING IN MAH RITE HAND. MAH DAWG IS LIEK TEH MOST SACRED THANG OUT THUR CUZ HE MAH PIMP. AND MAH CIGARETTE BE MAKIN ME FEEL GEWD AND STUFF. TAHT GREEN THANGY ON MAH VERGINA IS NAWT A LEAF. ITS TEH STUFF TAHT COMES OUT AFTUR SEX WIT SO MANY GUYS. YEA I KNOW BE LOOKIN FRESH AND JUNT WIT MAH FUUR AND MAH SHAWL AND MAH GLOVES. MAH BRA IS SO DAM SEXCII I WANA f** IT SO BAD. MAH FACE BE LOOKIN LIKE TAHT CUZ TEH MEN I BE SLEEPIN WIT BE DOIN ME TO HARD ON MAH FACE SO MAH FACE REARANGED A LIL BIT. MMKAY? TEH REASUN Y MAH SKIN SO BAD IS CUZ DA MEN I BE SLEEPIN WIT BE ABUSIN ME WIT DEY DICKS AND HAMMERS AND SHITZ. MAH WEAVE IS FAKE AS YA'LL ALL KNOW. I FUKED FOR THESE SHEWS IM WEARING. MAH WATCH BELONG TO MAH DAWG... I MEAN PIMP. WELL I GAWT A UNICORN HORN CUZ TEH SPERM ON MAH FOREHEAD DRIED UP AND PILED UP ON EACH UDER. I GAWT A HALO, RAINBOW, VISOR, AND CROWN BY WHORIN AS USUAL. SO UMM...DIS IS HOW I GAWT MY STUFF! MMKAY. BYE NAO BABEHIEZ!
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Why did I do that journal entry? Lmao.