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This disaster we call
Donvan Dante Evans
But call me
Don, Evans
Age means nothing
Twenty-third||April||Nineteen Eighty-Nine.
Flesh and blood
Son of Adam - Heterosexual
It's just how I roll
The typical boy next door. At least that is how Aly sees me. That’s probably because we grew up together, literally. Well to be honest, I guess that fits me quite well, along with a few quirks here and there. I am independent and I love to do things for myself, which is usually a big mistake on my part. I am not a clumsy person; actually I tend to spend a large amount of time trying to keep Aly from falling on her face. Or I am cleaning up some sort of mess. I am very protective over anyone I am close too. Especially Aly. She is my best friend and we grew up together. Most seem to think I act like an overly protective brother. And I do! But sometimes I wonder if it’s because I see her as a sister… or something more… Any who… moving right along here. I am a bit of a goofball, an over grown child actually. Crazy sense of humor. I laugh at almost anything. I try to make the best out of any situation. Call me crazy, but one less depressed angry person in this world… the better. I love to play the guitar and sing. I am actually very good at it. I inherited the talents from my mother. People give me strange looks because I will randomly break out into song when I am nervous or there is an awkward silence. Speaking of breaking into song, I always sing to Aly when I know she isn’t happy. I look like a complete fool, but hey at least I get to see her smile. That’s another strange fact about me… I will do anything to make a girl smile. I hate seeing women treated like s**t and abused. They deserve way better and I make sure to let them know that. I take a lot of s**t from guys sometimes because they say I am too sensitive towards females. But I say blow them and f**k what they think. I am me don’t like it? Too damn bad. I have quite the attitude when people piss me off. Especially guys. Most guys annoy the hell out of me and I want to knock their heads around a little bit but since I have more self control then that, I don’t. I have only ever gotten into 3 fights in my life. Most were back in Nottingham. No one really knows why, but for now, I will keep that a secret.
It's a little fuzzy, but I'll tell you what I know
Growing up was amazing for me. I had like… the perfect life… no, scratch that. My life was anything but perfect, but I still loved it. Since as long as I can remember I have always had a best friend. To this day she still amazes me. I never had any siblings, but I was never lonely. There isn’t anything, as far as I know, that we don’t know about each other. We literally learnt to ride our bikes together, we learnt to swim together, although she did laugh at me when I realized we couldn’t breathe underwater… but that is another story for another time. I never needed anyone else. She was always there for me. When I first found out that my dad was being moved to London, I went into a fit of rage. I was royally pissed off. I yelled and said some pretty mean things to my parents, which was, of course until I found out that my best friend was moving there with us. In fact her whole family was moving. I could live without all my other friend, but not without her. Things were actually looking up! Once we got here we met some pretty cool people and we all get along quite well, but I have noticed some pretty weird love triangles going on and I really don’t want to get involves. Besides, I have my eye on someone else… but enough about that.
I listen to oldies music, songs like ‘wake up little Suzie’ and ‘sugar, sugar’. They seem to have more meaning to them, and the words are far clearer, but I do listen to modern music as well. Singing and playing the oldies music is much more fun though. You get to act stupid and play around and just have fun with it. Once in a while I will run into Aly’s room when she is sleeping and wake her up by singing a silly old song. Many memories. But like I have said before and I will continue to say for a long time, I am an over grown child and I just like to have fun. Speaking of having fun, I am extremely comfortable with my sexuality. I do not have a problem with running around in girl clothes and dancing around in a dress. I have done it before to make people laugh and I will do it again too. Some people think I am gay. I have absolutely no problem with that. Some of my best friends are homosexual and I get along with them just great. I even joke around and flirt with them for shits and giggles. That’s just how I am.
I am the ‘go-to’ guy for people. I have an answer for literally everything. Its not always the best answer… but hey it’s still an answer and usually ends up working some how… its strange but if it isn’t broken… Don’t fix it. A lot of people come to me for advice, or just when they need a good laugh. i dont mind though, not at all. I love being able to help anyone when i can.
I had my own band before we moved here to london.
I am a camera whore, i love taking pictures of me and putting them on myspace.
I am actually a morning person. I wake up and sing.
I need music to servive. My ipod and guitar are my life.
I have a very big ego some times.
I can drink almost anything up-side-down.
I love to ride horses. But i dont get to very often.
I was once a cadet. I could fly a plane by the age of 14.
I was a male cheerleader once. It was a dare but i got in and it was fun.
I can pull off all kinds of card tricks and other illusions... but i mess up a lot too.
If I could I'd change
My hair, because it never does anything it just sort of hangs there. And my Height. I always wanted to be strangly tall, like almost 7 feet. But i guess Six foot six isn't too bad.
I'll never change
My smile, because i have so many different ones. Almost remind myself of the cat from Alice in Wonderland. And my voice of course! i love singing.
I think I'm in heaven
[+]Music!
[+]My best friend!
[+]Lollipops!
[+]Candy Corn!
[+]Cotton Candy!
[+]Fruit Salads!
[+]Sports!
[+]Writing!
[+]Chocolate!
[+]Hot Chocolate!
[+]Smores!
My idea of hell
[-]Hatred.
[-]Arrogence.
[-]Bitchyness.
[-]Bad hygene.
[-]Bad Habits.
[-]Cockyness.
[-]Men who beat women.
[-]Jerks.
[-]Mean People.
[-]Being single.
Shh, my darkest secret
Before i moved here, i got involved with some pretty bad people. No one knows this, not even Aly. I got into smoking weed back then and they made me try a few other things. I will never do that again. I also got drunk one night with the same people. I ended up loosing my virginity to a woman i didnt even know. She might be pregnant, and i pray to god every night that its a false alarm. She contacts me through e-mail and Myspace.
Don't call me a baby
Being a father, Clowns and Someone finding out my secrets.
Ear sex
"Sugar, Sugar" by The Archies.
It's you I love
My Best Friend Aly...
