my gaia avatar has gone through a lot of changes and changes always follows a natural porgression. first i was a baggy shirted noob. then i was a baggy shirted noob with ramen. i was that for a long time till i finally gave into temptation and ate my ramen. now i was back at the noob state. i was lost cold and alone of coarse i could simple buy more ramen but they would expect that. i needed a new plan a way to end this vicious cycle before it even began. i would purchase a squid costume. not just any squid costume a pink squid costume. then i would have respect. well not really but it would be funny. so then i went around with my shiny new squid costume saying *squid spam* across the forums. even in the arenas you will find true *squid spam* but all great things must come to the end. one day i was going around saying squid spam in towns but i was in the wrong neighborhood. they didn't take my antics lightly. One came at me with a baseball bat, one with a ancient katana, one with freddy claws, one with a well i don't remember but it was the most furocius scary thing that you could possibly imagine it seemed to radiate a dark aura capable of making grown men soil themselves but i kept my spartan reserve. so there i was in dark alley at night alone with four unsavery characters with the intent to harm slowly walking toward me. I knew then that i would have to use my ninja skills to fight my way out. The baseball bat one came at me first he struck at my squid skull as if trying to make a home run. I quickly ducked and dodge rolled. Next the one with the katana attacked me he came at me screaming like a banshee. Again i dodged the attack and this time i ran so i can prepare for a longer fight. I ran past them to a different dark alley. there i had a few seconds to do what i must do. I knew that if was to escape with my life that i must take off this squid suit. it is just to combersome to fight in. Then i fumbled through the noob cloths i wore underneath my costume. I couldn't find any ninja weapons but what i found was four dollars and thirty two cents and some pocket lint. I stared at it and cursed it very existance but my moment did not last long. The man with the baseball bat was back. I was already sitting down so all i could do was block with my arm i could feel the bones shatter. It didn't stop his assault though he raised his bat in the air for a final swing. At that moment i finally used it again the gift of the dragon. He burst into flames running around like a chicken without a head. The guy with the katana saw him just burst into flames and ran. The guy with the freddy claws was still hungy for a whack at me. So he charged at me and slashed i dodged it but just barely. Had cut my arm and right above my eye. Thinking fast, faster than i should have. I grabbed the buring man and tossed him at the guy with the freddy claws. Then after that i had defeated my enemys, all of them except one. The creature of unspeakable evil was still coming after me. He walked toward me manacingly. I tried to light him on fire with the gift of the dragon but it failed. I tried again but the outcome was the same. Now i was just out strike range he held out his hands to the night sky with a crooked smile. I knew then who it was. The thing that i had manage to cheat and evade for two long. It was DEATH. The night sky then answered he gave him his weapon the scythe. I knew i was done for that there was no hope and lost my reserve and closed my eyes but right as his scythe was held in the air ready to end me i remembered what the sage had said and that the gift of the dragon had more power than i knew. I still remember the sound of the blade as it sliced through the air toward me but i don't remeber how i got where i was next. i was on top of a building with no down or up ladder or even a flight of stairs leading to it but i was there all the same. I looked down off the building saw R.H. and wesley and stared at my four dollars and thirty two cents also the pocket lint. I decided that i need some cool new duds and this should be enough gaia cash to get some.
well not really i walked around gaia for a couple weeks still in noob cloths while my wounds healed but it sounds alot better than limping home. you know what my life does not have many happy endings.
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