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Wow, I haven't updated this in a while sweatdrop Well, here's what's been going on-

1. The puppies have lost their tiny little minds. Today they decided to go swimming in their water dish. Mom was not amused. I could barely breathe, I was laughing so hard.

2. I got Lewis Black's book Nothing is Sacred. So far it's very funny.I particualrily liked this excerpt from the chapter on Halloween-
As a kid my parents would send me out to collect for UNICEF, which just screws up the whole holiday. You're wearing a costume and people are giving you pennies and you're going, "Well, give me some candy you ********." And the grown-ups tell you, "Absolutely not. You've got your pennies. Now go build a village, you little s**t."

3. Most importantly- my hair has stopped hating me!!!! ....Mostly. I got it cut yesterday, and while my floof is no longer out of control it's just a bit too short (and the lady who cut my hair was PURE EVIL). Today I bought YET ANOTHER kind of dye- this one wasn't quite purple, it's fuschia, which is a fancy name for magenta, which is a fancy name for bright redish-purple. And, lo and behold, IT WORKED! However, since I no longer had any more floof left to sacrifice in case it DIDN'T, I didn't put any on there, so it's only on the ends. The only problem is, it looks a little like pink...... xp Oh well. I'll just stay in dark rooms and no one will notice.