On the first day of Gaia-mas, Gaia gave to me.... One carrot nose! (what do they think I am, a snowman?) On the second day of Gaia-mas, Gaia gave to me... a Holly pin! (Do they think I need a peice of dead plant pinned to me?) On the third day of Gaia-mas, Gaia gave to me... a Holly Hairpiece! (more dead plant matter for me, and this time for my hair! can't they just send flowers instead?) On the Fourth day of Gaia-mas when the house was all covered in snow, Gaia gave to me... Jingle Bell Earrings! (What better thing to wear out in this snow?) On the Fifth day of Gaia-mas, Gaia gave to me Eggnog with Cinnamon Stick! (Don't they know that I just Don't do Eggnog?) on the Sixth day of Gaia-mas, Gaia gave to me... a Gingerbread Man Cookie! (Are they all out of gingerbread woman cookies? did they know that Ethan doesn't like them?) On the seventh day of Gaia-mas, Gaia gave to me... a Holly Candle! (Did they know that I'm a pyro?) On the Eighth Day of Gaia-mas, Gaia gave to me... a Christmas Stocking! (don't they know that I have one on the Door?) On the Ninth day of Gaia-mas, Gaia gave to me... Caroling Sheet Music! (wasn't that thoughtful?) On the tenth day of Gaia-mas, Gaia gave to me.... (prepare to be really sad about it)... a Cap a la Gingerbread! (So I'm now a cookie, eh?) On the eleventh day of Gaia-mas, Gaia gave to me... a Plate of Cookies and Milk! (good thing I don't get fat on Gaia, right?) On the twelfth day of Gaia-mas, gaia gave to me... a Tiny Christmas Head-Tree! (Who needs a tree on their head?)
kiersin · Thu Dec 13, 2007 @ 03:45pm · 1 Comments |