And then, when you return home, you realize that your daughter no longer likes Barbie, so you have to go back again and extange all of her gifts for lord-knows-what now. (It turns out to be a weird cow-like-donkey-thing.)
When you get home, your head still pounds but you can't nap - you have to cook! So you get out the big turkey that should only be allowed at a 20-person thanksgiving and thaw it, and when it's ready to go into the oven, you realize that you didn't even pre-heat it! And with that wonderful Christmas luck, you turn from the turkey and your husband's Pitt Bull (you know, the one he got for you but both of you know it's only for him) jumps onto the table and begins devouring it right in front of you.
Finally, you break into tears, and you daughter walks in then and there. She begins screaming as she sees you crying on the floor, yelling "Damn him for getting that dog! He should have known this would happen!" and runs out of the room. She goes to the phone and calls the police crying "The doggy I hate ate daddy! It ate daddy and mommy's crying!"
Yeah, dealing with "kind" friends, picky kids, rude shoppers and sales clerks, a selfish husband, a rabid dog, and what seems to be customary "Christmas Bad Luck" is something we all go through.
Oh well! Just grin and bear it! mrgreen Most of the wounds will heal. (Well, maybe not a Pitt Bull eating daddy.)
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