George the Austrasian Monkey Fododo Thingie
(A short Biography)
George was an Australian Monkey. (Which, incase you didn't know was 'Australian Unibrow Monkey' in Ryuu language.) He grew up in a small jungle. At age 3 he was taught Monkey-Fu by Grand-master Split. George's ordinary day consisted of eating, sleeping, eating, Monkey-Fu lessons, dancing and impressing the other Australian Unibrow Monkey's. Life pretty much repeated that pattern for George until he was 19 and poachers came to kill him and his family and friends. However, George knew Monkey-Fu, and quickly stole the poachers pants. Embarrassed, the tried to run home and cry to their mommy's, but George stopped them and with a quick one, two, three, the poachers were swinging back and forth, tied to a vine. Now, George, a local hero and a adult of age 23, lives with his wife and two kids near a stream in the north-east corner of the jungle.
The Future of George
(The Austrasian Monkey Fododo Thingie)
based off of Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet
Oh no! George's wife Liana was separated from him by his evil step-father Dexter. Liana, however, is resource full and is able to escape and find George. George was a happy as ever to see Liana back safe and unharmed. Unfortunately, Dexter had followed Liana once he noticed that she had escaped and took her back.
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On the third night of Liana's captivity, Dexter decided to end George's life and marry Liana to a rich Australian Monkey named Kevin who was currently in the southern area of the Jungle. To kill George, Dexter dressed up to look just like Liana. He found a poisonous flower (which kills among consumption) and carried it to to George's house. George was once again happy to see his wife and gave her a huge 'glomp' knocking them both to the ground. The poisonous flower flew into the air and began to float down. George was preparing for a kiss but Liana (a.k.a. Dexter) pushed him away, making George land in the spot right where the flower was falling. The flower fell into George's mouth and he swallowed some of the poisonous nectar, Leaving a drop of it on his upper lip.
‹‹†››
Liana had noticed that Dexter was gone and took this change to see her husband again. However, when she arrived, she found her husband dead on the floor and embraced him, crying, with a kiss. She swallowed the last drop of poison, and died next to her husband.
But what happened to their kids...?
(A short Biography)
George was an Australian Monkey. (Which, incase you didn't know was 'Australian Unibrow Monkey' in Ryuu language.) He grew up in a small jungle. At age 3 he was taught Monkey-Fu by Grand-master Split. George's ordinary day consisted of eating, sleeping, eating, Monkey-Fu lessons, dancing and impressing the other Australian Unibrow Monkey's. Life pretty much repeated that pattern for George until he was 19 and poachers came to kill him and his family and friends. However, George knew Monkey-Fu, and quickly stole the poachers pants. Embarrassed, the tried to run home and cry to their mommy's, but George stopped them and with a quick one, two, three, the poachers were swinging back and forth, tied to a vine. Now, George, a local hero and a adult of age 23, lives with his wife and two kids near a stream in the north-east corner of the jungle.
The Future of George
(The Austrasian Monkey Fododo Thingie)
based off of Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet
Oh no! George's wife Liana was separated from him by his evil step-father Dexter. Liana, however, is resource full and is able to escape and find George. George was a happy as ever to see Liana back safe and unharmed. Unfortunately, Dexter had followed Liana once he noticed that she had escaped and took her back.
‹‹†››
On the third night of Liana's captivity, Dexter decided to end George's life and marry Liana to a rich Australian Monkey named Kevin who was currently in the southern area of the Jungle. To kill George, Dexter dressed up to look just like Liana. He found a poisonous flower (which kills among consumption) and carried it to to George's house. George was once again happy to see his wife and gave her a huge 'glomp' knocking them both to the ground. The poisonous flower flew into the air and began to float down. George was preparing for a kiss but Liana (a.k.a. Dexter) pushed him away, making George land in the spot right where the flower was falling. The flower fell into George's mouth and he swallowed some of the poisonous nectar, Leaving a drop of it on his upper lip.
‹‹†››
Liana had noticed that Dexter was gone and took this change to see her husband again. However, when she arrived, she found her husband dead on the floor and embraced him, crying, with a kiss. She swallowed the last drop of poison, and died next to her husband.
But what happened to their kids...?
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Yeah, this is just a little something from one of my Guilds. One member made a random sentence:
"Have you met George? ]George the Austrasian Monkey Fododo Thingie? You haven't !?"
From there, I made two short fictional pieces of random. Comment if you like, although this isn't meant to be "beautiful language".
