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Undercover... as a noob?!?!?! |
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Before i began my noobish adventures i needed to brainstorm what exactly made a noob a noob, and here are my thoughts:
heart Willing to hump anything and anyone
heart Thinks smaller, cheaper clothes are the best! (they love the baggy starter pants because they show your butt crack) tehe
heart Usually bad hair style
heart Repeat "press 333 for a gf/bf" over and over even though nobody may respond
heart *Ninja kung-pu jetsu kill*
heart 13 and younger people that act sexual and/or people that act too old for their age
heart Many of them have stupid names (ex: lova_girl, cutie-booty, sexciman69, ect..)
heart Ooo! and how can i forget, they are the brunt of everyone's jokes =[
Day number one
was noobed out in my scandalizing swimming suit and fake wig,
feeling ready to take on anyone that thought they could possibly press the 'pose' button faster than me (aka hump)
So enough talking, more action! I went to the towns. My first experiment was to dry hump, the things noobs do best. I looked around for a victim and saw this bot trying to sell 'gaia's cheapest gold' (that's a scam, in case you were wondering) Almost immediately these 'cool' group of gaians spoke up, "OMG look at that stupid humping noob"
"haha i greatly dislike noobs" said one, in his overly-decorated avi
"Me too, i especially dislike it when they scatter"
"Haha okay lets do it"
So they scatter, i don't really know what their motivation was but whatever. After that i felt like going back to my cool self but instead i just turned in for the night.
Another thing I should say before the day's end, I'm doing this experiment not to hurt the noobs, but rather just to get walk a mile in their cheap hippie shoes.
Day number two
I began my adventure of the day by starting in a topic in the towns titled 'NOOBBZZZ ARE ATTACKING'. (a perfect scene for my work) Today i decided to say:
It worked on one gaian (ag24 was his name i think ) and he said "123" and i decided to make a move by communicate with my fellow noob. It worked until i lied about my age (because it seems like the most nooby-noobs are younger). I said i was 14 and when he said he was 16, the conversation was over and he said he had to go lol.
I tried it again, "Press 123 if you want a cutie with a booty." This time one clever little gaian responded by saying "omg sunny shut up nobody cares"
But i kept on trying, the closest i got to another '123' was when another gaian came and stood close to me, we got a comment from a friendly passer-by, ">.> noobs"
I tried again a little later and something very hilarious happened, this picture tells all:
We didn't even say anything to each other before he asked me that! despicable. One thing about me, i don't mind noobs but i really dislike guys that do that!
Okay, well i'm done for today, i miss my old clothes. tomorrow I'll move on from the cutie booty thing and do something else adventurous, but I'll work on my 123 Response Count for a while and see how many i can get tehe!
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 [s u n n y] · Tue Nov 20, 2007 @ 05:08am · 6 Comments |
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