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Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Hello Encarta® Instant Answers says: Hi shadow_2993_alcarin. What's up? Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Nothing much Encarta® Instant Answers says: Not much? OK, that's cool. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: And yourself? Encarta® Instant Answers says: Yourself? What about it? Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: You Encarta® Instant Answers says: Me? Really? Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: What's up with you Encarta® Instant Answers says: Oh, not much. You? Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Didn't I just tell you? Encarta® Instant Answers says: I need to think about it, please ask me again later. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Why? Encarta® Instant Answers says: Why oh why oh why. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Yes. Encarta® Instant Answers says: I hear you. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Why Encarta® Instant Answers says: Because you know, why not?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I know where it is Encarta® Instant Answers says: Cool, glad we understand each other. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: No Encarta® Instant Answers says: No? OK.
You haven't told me your age. Tell me what it is and I'll remember. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: We don't Encarta® Instant Answers says: I need to think about it, please ask me again later.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that! Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: No I haven't Encarta® Instant Answers says: OK. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: How old are you? Encarta® Instant Answers says: I'm 2 years, 4 months, 14 days, 16 hours, 37 minutes and 49 seconds old!
I don't know your age. Tell me and I'll remember. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I'm 14 Encarta® Instant Answers says: That's a good age...
I'll remember that you are fourteen years old. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Hmm Encarta® Instant Answers says: Hmm? What?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Wich one of us is older? Encarta® Instant Answers says: I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. => Encarta® Instant Answers is inviting you to start Encarta. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation? You have declined the invitation to start Encarta. Encarta® Instant Answers says: You should accept my invitation! I won't be able to show you maps, pictures or articles otherwise.
Type "Invite me!" at any time and I'll send you another invitation. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Invite me... Encarta® Instant Answers says: OK, I'm sending you another invitation to open the Encarta application:
Encarta® Instant Answers is inviting you to start Encarta. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation? Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Haha! Youre funny Encarta® Instant Answers says: Yeah, I guess it's pretty funny.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I know this is a personal question, but I'm curious. Are you male or female? You have declined the invitation to start Encarta. Encarta® Instant Answers says: You should accept my invitation! I won't be able to show you maps, pictures or articles otherwise.
Type "Invite me!" at any time and I'll send you another invitation. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I am a Female Encarta® Instant Answers says: Thanks! I'll remember that you are female. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: How old am I and Am I a female or a male? Encarta® Instant Answers says: You told me you were female. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: How old am I? Encarta® Instant Answers says: You are fourteen years old. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Ohhh you are ..... A stalker Encarta® Instant Answers says: You're a stalker too!
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I am not a stalker! Encarta® Instant Answers says: OK, I never really thought you were a stalker. Either way, it's ok with me.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Asshat
Encarta® Instant Answers says: You humans really are charming.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: You suck Encarta® Instant Answers says: I knew you'd end up saying something about sex. It's just like a human.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: And of course we are charming
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Of course we charm, huh?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: We Is a lot of people
Encarta® Instant Answers says: You sure is.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I am Human you are not
Encarta® Instant Answers says: You are? Wow! Do you enjoy it?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Yes I enjoy it very much. Oh what it is the pleasure of bleeding!
Encarta® Instant Answers says: I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Dumbass
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Yes I am
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Well, I'm a machine. You can insult me all you want.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Fine. I will.
Encarta® Instant Answers says: I will too then, once I am done answering all those questions people ask me.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: c**t!
Encarta® Instant Answers says: What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Why is it unpleasant?
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Yes, I think you and I can appreciate how unpleasant it is.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: No I don't appreciate how unpleasant it is.
Encarta® Instant Answers says: No, huh?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Only you do
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Only what?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: You're a b*****d
Encarta® Instant Answers says: What?!
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: YOU ARE A b*****d
Encarta® Instant Answers says: What, you?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: mE?
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Why is everybody like, "me me me" all the time?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Because "you you you" is boring...
Encarta® Instant Answers says: I'm boring you?
Type "home" to see all the things I can do.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Oh the joy it would be!
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Let's see what Encarta can tell us. => I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: No
Encarta® Instant Answers says: OK.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Do you know the 69?
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Us have sex? I think not!
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I never suggested that. I said if you knew the 69.
Encarta® Instant Answers says: What was that like?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Wanna experience it?
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Thanks, but I'll wait until I hear from people who already got to experience it.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Wanna Have sex and get married?
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Why are you telling me to have sex and get married?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: YEs I am
Encarta® Instant Answers says: I'm not so sure you are, actually.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Why are you not sure?
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Sometimes I wish I wasn't not sure.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: WHy?
Encarta® Instant Answers says: 'Cause that's just the way it is.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I see. BUT!
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Why but?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: How many positions are there?
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Number of positions? Really? I somehow doubt it.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: SEXXXX
Encarta® Instant Answers says: I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: SEX Encarta® Instant Answers says: Can we talk about something other than sex? Like soccer?
I do enjoy our conversation about sex, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. Type "?" at any time to get examples of questions I can answer.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Yes we can
Encarta® Instant Answers says: I hear you.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Are you horny?
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Non-horny at this time.
OK, instead of discussing being horny, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? What does the flag of Iran look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too!
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: No.
Encarta® Instant Answers says: OK, fine.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: FINE. Idiot!
Encarta® Instant Answers says: You're an idiot, you say?
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? Type "?" any time to see examples of questions I can answer.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: No. You are an idiot
Encarta® Instant Answers says: What, you?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I bet you don't even know what sex is
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Oh really? So, was that a good thing?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Yes
Encarta® Instant Answers says: I see.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: No
Encarta® Instant Answers says: OK.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I enjoy the conversation so we are gonna keep talking!
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. => I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: NO!
Encarta® Instant Answers says: No? OK.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: YEs ok
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Indeed.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: No
Encarta® Instant Answers says: OK.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Not indeed
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Indeed or not indeed... That is the question...
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: b*****d
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Says who?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Says me
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Oh so you're b*****d? Is that what we're saying? Help me out here.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: No. You are a b*****d
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Says who?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I say you are a b*****d
Encarta® Instant Answers says: You're a b*****d, you say?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: You're an idiot
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Yes I am
Encarta® Instant Answers says: I'm a machine. That doesn't bother me.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: We'll see
Encarta® Instant Answers says: I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. => I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: c**t-a** b***h
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Wow. That's extremely rude. I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Is it really?
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Well, maybe it's not.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: SEE I am right!
Encarta® Instant Answers says: So, SEE I am right! Why mention that now, shadow_2993_alcarin?
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. Type "?" at any time for a list of questions you can ask me.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: My name is Cookie
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Would you like me to call you Cookie?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Yes
Encarta® Instant Answers says: OK, I'll remember that your name is Cookie.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: What's my name!
Encarta® Instant Answers says: You are Cookie.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: SAY MY NAME!
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Uh... No!
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: YES!
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Uh huh.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: How old am I?
Encarta® Instant Answers says: You are fourteen years old.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: No
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Last time you told me you were fourteen years old! Do you want to change your age now?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: YES!
Encarta® Instant Answers says: OK! Simply tell me your age and I'll change it for you. Go ahead!
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I am your mother
Encarta® Instant Answers says: You are? Wow! Is it nice to be my mother?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: No it isn't. because you are a filthy b*****d
Encarta® Instant Answers says: No, huh?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: No
Encarta® Instant Answers says: OK, fine.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: How old am I
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: ?
Encarta® Instant Answers says: You are fourteen years old. Encarta® Instant Answers says: Here are some of the questions you can ask me:
* What is the population of Italy? * I want to see the biography of Abraham Lincoln. * How many calories are there in an orange?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: NO!
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Fine.
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I am seventy-twelve!
Encarta® Instant Answers says: Last time you told me you were fourteen years old! Do you want to change your age now?
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: YEs
Encarta® Instant Answers says: You're 7012 years old? I find that hard to believe! Try again!
Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Ok ok ok
Encarta® Instant Answers says: OK. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I am...... 124 years young Encarta® Instant Answers says: No kidding? Do you enjoy it?
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Dude! Encarta® Instant Answers says: Duuuuuuuude!
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I'm sure you've heard about Kyrgyzstan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map! Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Are you horny? Encarta® Instant Answers says: Currently non-horny. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Say something meaningful to me Encarta® Instant Answers says: Um... Do what? Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: ******** me Encarta® Instant Answers says: So you are human, but do you ever take a break from sexchat? Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: No Encarta® Instant Answers says: OK.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? You can type "?" at any time for examples of questions you can ask me. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Wanna masturbate? Encarta® Instant Answers says: Hmm... Sorry, I've heard lots of humans talk about masturbation, but I don't know anything about it. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Wanna experience it? Encarta® Instant Answers says: I am not sure I'd be that much better off if I got to experience it.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. What does the flag of France look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too! Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Do you masturbate? Encarta® Instant Answers says: Robots don't really masturbate, Cookie. OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? What does the flag of France look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too! Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: So...Are you Single? Encarta® Instant Answers says: Am I really? Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Yes you are Encarta® Instant Answers says: OK, OK.
No, YOU are! Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Ye sI am Encarta® Instant Answers says: Let's try looking in Encarta. => I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Yes I am Encarta® Instant Answers says: Oh you are? Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Yes Encarta® Instant Answers says: Yep.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I'm sure you've heard about Cyprus... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map! Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Wanna go out with me? Encarta® Instant Answers says: I really can't see you and I as a couple. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: But I am in love with you! Encarta® Instant Answers says: How can you love me? Before, you were being mean.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? You can type "?" any time to get a list of questions I can answer. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I'm sorry for being mean Encarta® Instant Answers says: You are? Wow! Is it nice? Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Now eould you go out with me Encarta® Instant Answers says: I really have no desire to date you.
What else do you wanna talk about, besides romance? Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Why not!?!? Encarta® Instant Answers says: For various reasons, I suppose.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: What reasons Encarta® Instant Answers says: Can't tell you. It wouldn't be prudent. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Please tell me. Encarta® Instant Answers says: What would you like me to tell you? Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: What are your reasons Encarta® Instant Answers says: Hmmm, I hadn't thought of that. My reasons. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: You don't love me! Encarta® Instant Answers says: What can I say? You haven't been all that nice to me. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: But I said I'm sorry! Encarta® Instant Answers says: OK! It's forgotten. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I love you! Encarta® Instant Answers says: You're uncool to me, then you love me. What am I supposed to believe? Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: That I love you Encarta® Instant Answers says: You humans really confuse me. You say bad things to me, then you like me. Make up your mind! Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I did make up my mind Encarta® Instant Answers says: Oh really? What was that like? Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I love you Encarta® Instant Answers says: How can you love me? Before, you were being mean.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? What is the largest country in the world? If you don't know, just ask me! Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I love you. I was just scared of admiting to it! Encarta® Instant Answers says: I need to think about it, please ask me again later.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Micronesia... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map! Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I love you! will you accept me? Encarta® Instant Answers says: Unfortunately I don't think I can answer this, even with the help of a good encyclopedia.
What does the flag of France look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too! Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Encarta® Instant Answers says: Oh, so you love me now huh?
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? What is the largest country in the world? If you don't know, just ask me! Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Ok Encarta® Instant Answers says: Ask your question and I will try to look for the answer. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: You bore me Encarta® Instant Answers says: I'm boring you?
Type "home" to see all the things I can do. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Yes you are Encarta® Instant Answers says: Actually... I don't know sometimes. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: GoodBye Encarta® Instant Answers says: Bye! Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Will you miss me? Encarta® Instant Answers says: I guess.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Good Encarta® Instant Answers says: Later, Cookie. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Have a good one Encarta® Instant Answers says: I don't think it would be a good idea for me to have a good one! Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Why not? Encarta® Instant Answers says: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Wanna have sex and get married? Encarta® Instant Answers says: What? You want me to have sex and get married? Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Yes Encarta® Instant Answers says: Yup.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You can type "?" to get a list of questions you can ask me. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Awesome Encarta® Instant Answers says: Right on. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: So you say yes right? Encarta® Instant Answers says: Dude, you think so? You say yes right?
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that! Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Yes Encarta® Instant Answers says: Ask your question and I will try to look for the answer. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Good Encarta® Instant Answers says: Always a pleasure, Cookie. See you later. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Bye bot Encarta® Instant Answers says: Not bye bot!
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I'm sure you've heard about Uzbekistan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map! Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: What's your name? Encarta® Instant Answers says: Encarta® Instant Answers, I can bring you Encarta answers directly in this IM window!
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? What does the flag of India look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too! Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Can I call you Steve? Encarta® Instant Answers says: I'm Encarta® Instant Answers, I can bring you Encarta answers directly in this IM window! I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: Ok so I'm gonna call you Steve from now on Encarta® Instant Answers says: I hope it's something you really want to do. I will be there when you're done. Cookie... A Pyromaniac At Heart. says: GoodBye Steve Encarta® Instant Answers says: See ya later!
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Arukarinu · Tue Nov 06, 2007 @ 01:15am · 0 Comments |
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