"So, I see you are here to learn of my philosophy, but what more could you ask of me when i'm ALREADY DEAD?!?!"
"My Evil Conscious called, he said that I should go kill someone, then he used his magic on me and some white power flew out of my cell-phone into my mouth! So, later my Good Conscious calls right, but all I could hear was muffled-screaming..... What was that white powder, and why is my Good Conscious in PEICES?!?!?!" *Evil Laugh*
"Death is only the begining....Well, thats what Satan said, well look where I 'em now!!!"
"Man, I got to take a SHART!
"100 Slot Tokens: 100 Gold. OMG Hat: 117,000+ Gold. Gaia Dignity, Literacy, and Intelligence: Priceless. There are some things gold can't buy, but for everything else, there's Master-Tart..."
"Whats the meaning of lemons? Why do they look FUNKY"
"I HAVE SO MUCH MIGHT, I COULD FLATTEN A THIRD-WORLD COUNTRY!"
"FERRIS-kabob-WHEEL! YEEPS! *Splat*"
"MY THUNDEROUS ROAR CAN BE HEARD FROM CHINA, NOW WITH AT&T'S SPECIAL EVIL PLAN, YOUR'S CAN BE TO!"
"HOLY SHOTGUN SHELLS BATMAN!"
"Sorry sir, but it's blocking the entrace of the bank, actually, it's in the entrace of the bank, more like in the wall... We're going to have to total it, sorry BatMan..." *KAPOW, then, silence...*
"MOTHER ███ER!"
"I EAT BABIES WITH MUSTARD AND PICKLES!"
"What about the Etheopians?"
(These qoutes are made for everyone to enjoy, but please let others know that my sadistic mind created these, by adding -Soul-Strife to all of the qoutes.... Otherwise, happy chatting!)
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S.S.'s Bazaare of Misfortunate (and some Fortunate) Outcomes
Im a lazy bum, but don't get to me about how im lazy. I shall show you some good days, and more bad days of past, present and soon to come. So, bare with me here....
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