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The Neurotic Cabbage Head Using this digital account as my vessel, I shall rule all vegetables, in that I barely move!


Ablutophobia
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LOL BEES
I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee
Won't my mommy be so proud of me
I'm bringing home a baby bumble bee


....My mom would kick my 'a**' if I brought a bee into the house. o.O What kid would get the idea that it's some great accomplishment to have caught a stinging insect? I'd whoop the hell out of my kid if I saw them doing anything even near trying to catch a bee. Mostly because I've got fifty [exaggeration. Or is it?] different health problems, and knowing my kid they would be highly allergic to bee stings. Also, I was under the impression that baby bumblebees looked something like this:

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Baby bumblebees are actually little white globs of sweet Bee DNA, something like a ball of egg and sperm. They stay that way for about seven days. Bee larvae have a degenerate gut. Which basically means they consist of a mouth and an a**. Smart-a** mother implies that, as an eighteen year old who is currently unemployed and living at home, I'm exactly the same. Just a mouth and an a**. stare Like to point out that I'm going to school, Mom.

So, anyway, I want to find the person who wrote that song. Assuming they're alive, of course. And I want to tell them to go skew and get learned.

That was 'kind' of a long rant. Not as long as the Day Lily rant. But probably twice as informative.




 
 
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