I gots me a bunny! So here be my updated list of minions-
Filler- My bunny. Mess with me and he'll go murder-suicide on your a**. His best friend is a toaster.
Frankenchokey- My dragon. He will glare menacingly at you until you surrender. He also has a part-time job as AA sponsor to the stars. Needless to say, he's not very good at it.
Sean Connery- My kitty. If annoyed, he will eat off your feet and call your mother a whore. Adorable, no?
Cancer Birdie- His Make-a-Wish was to sit on my head until the leukemia does him in. We don't know why.
*This list was brought to you by an overactive imagination and way too much free time.
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