At the airport officer-excuse me sir, are you carring any weapons, and/or goind to do any terroist acts? Person- Damn, you caught me. I have 3 bombs and was going to blow up the white house.
At the court baliff- Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Verdict: Hell, no. I just wanna get outta here, i don't care if i need to li.
An army camp Sargent-Are you sure you want to join the army son? Recrute- Welll, it depends, are we going to fight a war in the next two years?
While azn mom yelling at child mom- i don't know what we are going to do with you son: ....... mom- how do you think i should help you? son- well, i don't know, i mean i have a 96... (typical azn moms...no offence to them)
Sujung118 · Sat Oct 13, 2007 @ 04:16am · 2 Comments |