Hello, my name is Johnny. I'm a six foot tranvesite and I like to sodomize underage chickens on the weekend. I enjoy long walks in s**t filled pastures while munching on fried whale p***s. I also am a card carrying member of Americans that weigh over six hundred pounds. My goldfish says I'm sexy and my hamster says I'm a love machine. So call today (555-5353) and get your hands on this sexy peice of a**, hurry, you may not get a second chance.
My name is Sarah, I randomly kill people in my sleep. I prefer to sleep with donkies as they seem to understand me better. My mom disowned me at birth because apparently I didn't just fall out of the ugly tree, but the tree beat the living s**t out of me, well that's what she said. But I say it isn't just about looks, it's how you are on the inside. It doesn't matter if you're 300 pounds overwieght, have a leg three feet shorter than the other, missing your left ear, have a nose that makes a 45 degree turn to the right, have half an eyebrow, and have one butt cheek, it's what's on the inside that counts. I prefer guys that know how to treat a woman, and preferable have a strong stomach, as all of the guys so far seem to throw up upon me opening the door.
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