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I have found myself to be facing an onslaught of zombie Hordes. Miraculously, I was rescued by that gunshop guy and his brother.

-flashback-
Me:you again!!!

Yu: yes I am Yu.

Me: look lets not go through this crap again, We have to run!!!

-ends-

Apparently his name was YU not you. Anyways, he brought me to a bunker filled with 25 other people. Since I had military training, they made me leader. At night, the zombies attacked.

-Flashback-
Me: Shoot at their heads!!! they die quicker!!!!

(One of the people started shooting off their legs.)

Me: Hey! Hey! I said their heads not limbs!!!

(the guy turned around. He was cross eyed.)

Phillip: sorry, captain I'll do better.

Me:who put him as a gunner?

Thaddeus(also crosseyed): Me, captain!!! He's my cousin.

Me:who's he?

Yu: He's an a*****e, captain.

Me: yes I know that but who is he?

Yu: a*****e, Captain, Thaddeus a*****e, 1st class sergeant.

Me: and who's his cousin?

Yu: a*****e, Phillip a*****e, Gunner Rank, 2nd Class.

Me: How many Assholes do we have in here?!

(every other 23 people raise their hands)

Me:...I knew it I was surrounded by Assholes... Keep Firing Assholes!!!!
-end-

Phillip died that night...he was a brave man.