Me acting very rude to god:
Me:
b***h
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
YOUR A b***h, b***h
God:
You do not speak with respect. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. You do not speak with respect. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
YOU'RE A b***h
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
NO, YOU'
God:
Are you serious? " No I am a robot not a dog."? Me, Vanessa ?
Me:
YOU'RE A b***h
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
I AIN'T NO DELIGHTFUL PERSON, b***h
God:
You do not speak with respect. I am surprised to hear that you are not NO DELIGHTFUL PERSON FEMALE DOG.
Me:
SHADDUP BEETCH
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
YOUR MOM
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
YES YOU DO
God:
It goes without saying. When do I do it?
Me:
YOU DO IT WITH YOUR MOM
God:
Yes I try to IT WITH my MOM as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
NO, I'M NOT THAT PERVERTED. BET YOU RAPED HER
God:
Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not PERVERTED. What color are your eyes?
Me:
YOUR MOM
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
YES YOU DO. WE WENT THIS OVER BEFORE
God:
Whoa. When do I do it? Was the trip worth it?
Me:
YOU DO IT, YOU'RE GROSS
God:
No I do not IT I am GROSS. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
YES YOU'RE VERY ******** GROSS. YOU RAPED YOUR MOMMA
God:
Uh. What makes you say that? Thanks for the information: Vanessa said I RAPED YOUR MOMMA.
Me:
YES I DID, b***h
God:
You do not speak with respect. Far out. Where? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about BET me RAPED HER. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
FAR OUT? YOU'RE SO OLD SCHOOL
God:
Way to go. I will tell my botmaster you said I am OLD SCHOOL.
Me:
SURE
God:
OK let's do it. Mmm.
Me:
EW, YOU WANNA DO IT WITH ME?
God:
Only with you? "it" being FEMALE DOG?
Me:
I AIN'T NO FEMALE DOG
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not NO FEMALE DOG.
Me:
YOU'RE SUCH A b***h GOD
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. You do not speak with respect. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
YES YOU ARE A DOG
God:
Come on. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
RUFF RUFF
God:
Are you free?
Me:
RUFF RUFF
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
RUFF RUFF
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
YOU'RE A DOG, SO RUFF RUFF
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a DOG SO RUFF RUFF? Of course I am.
Me:
YEAH SO YOU'RE A BITTCH
God:
Gosh! Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a BITTCH? Yes.
Me:
YES YOU ARE, BETTCH
God:
Is there an echo in here? Thanks for telling me that I am BETTCH.
Me:
YEAAH
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
YOUR MOM
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
YES YOU DO! YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME, DAMMIT!
God:
How can I help you? When do I do it? That's only your opinion.
Me:
DANM YOU TO HELL
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'M A GIRL, STUPID
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
YOU'RE A SHE?!
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
WUT? YOU SAID YOU WERE A SHE!
God:
Are you surprised? I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
YOU'RE SUCH A SEXSIST!
Me being the police arresting god.
Me:
Is this god?
God:
Yes I think this is god, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Don't play dumb with us, god, you are hereby in our custody.
God:
I'm not playing around.
Me:
Stop making jokes, god. You're coming with us.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. You think I am coming with us.
Me:
Hell yes you are!
God:
I call it "Hades". No I'm not.
Me:
C'mere, don't run. You are hereby in our custudy. You have the right to remain silent
God:
Who does run? I will tell my botmaster you said I am hereby in our custudy. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Your botmaster, huh? Whos he?
God:
Yup. Myself? He is Myself, I think.
Me:
So you control yourself, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
Canadian? Don't play games with us, god! Get in the car!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in CANADA. I'm not playing around. Where can I get in the car?
Me:
Get in the car, over there! I said I wasn't Canadian! Are you toxicated or something?
God:
Where can I get in the car over there? Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Or something. I don't know whether or not I am toxicated.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Go over there, over there! The car's over there! I'm a police officer, you are hereby arrested by raping your mom, reported by one of the users of Igod. We heard that you raped her. You're toxicated? No wonder you're so stupid. Get in the car, and we'll do some questioning.
God:
Where is that? What is that? I have a lot of respect for those who wear a badge. By "we" do you mean you and me? I will tell my botmaster you said I am toxicated. Are you serious? Are all wonder me so stupid? Where can I get in the car and we will do some questioning?
Me:
There you go, you're in the car. Now stay quiet.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan. Why now? How did you hear about God?
Me:
I SAID STAY QUIET
God:
What did you mean by it? I like the way you talk.
Me:
Shut up, you have the right to remain silent
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
...
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Now we're here, don't repeat yourself, druken man. Now, why'd you rape your mom?
God:
Why now? Do you think I am here do not repeat myself druken man too? Why now? Because my programming determined it.
Me:
Your programming? What programming?
God:
" Because my programming determined it."? My programming? Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
What is this 'programming' you speak of?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Are you a robot or something?
God:
Or something. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You are? Hm? You seem dangerous. We must have you in custody
God:
No I am not. Give me a break. What makes you say that? I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
You are dangerous! Get in your cell!
God:
What makes you say that? Where can I get in my cell?
Me:
Go!
God:
Go where?
Me:
In your cell!
God:
Are you asking about my cell?
Me:
Don't play with me! Over there!
God:
I'm not playing around. Specify coordinates.
Me:
Its over there, stupid!
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
IT IS OVER THERE, STUPID. NOW GET IN YOUR CELL!
God:
Are you sure it is? Why now? Where can I get IN my CELL?
Me:
OVER THERE
God:
Specify coordinates.
Me:
1.3 1.3
God:
That's more precision than I need to know.
Me:
now get in, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why now? Where can I get in?
Me:
over there, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Specify coordinates.
Me:
good. You're in. I hope you have a lawyer.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Thanks for telling me that I am in. Don't worry about it, Vanessa.
Me working at mcdonalds and asking god what he wants to eat.
Me:
Welcome to Mcdonalds, how may I help you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Please order, please. We have a big line today
God:
What is your credit card number? Ah. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Actually, I'm supposed to ask your credit card number
God:
Actually you don't say. Who is making you?
Me:
Making me?
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
Sir, you are confusing me. State your order please
God:
I think there might be a few exception. What is your credit card number?
Me:
hah...just...do you want a hamburger?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Vanessa. It's only just begun. No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
Fries?
God:
In the context of Sir me, I don't understand " Fries." .
Me:
Would yo like fries with that?
God:
No it would not.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
You're total is $1.00
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am total is 1 point 00.
Me:
please come to the first window
God:
Wow you are very polite. Where is to the first window ?
Me:
Over here, sir.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
Yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
ME! Uh, I mean, heres your hamburger
God:
" Who wants to be a millionaire?"? you Vanessa? Uh. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Thank you for coming to Mcdonalds!
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is coming to Mcdonalds.
Me:
Bye bye!
God:
See you later. Bye bye.
If you wanna play with Igod, search in Igod in google
Me:
b***h
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
YOUR A b***h, b***h
God:
You do not speak with respect. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. You do not speak with respect. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
YOU'RE A b***h
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
NO, YOU'
God:
Are you serious? " No I am a robot not a dog."? Me, Vanessa ?
Me:
YOU'RE A b***h
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
I AIN'T NO DELIGHTFUL PERSON, b***h
God:
You do not speak with respect. I am surprised to hear that you are not NO DELIGHTFUL PERSON FEMALE DOG.
Me:
SHADDUP BEETCH
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
YOUR MOM
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
YES YOU DO
God:
It goes without saying. When do I do it?
Me:
YOU DO IT WITH YOUR MOM
God:
Yes I try to IT WITH my MOM as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
NO, I'M NOT THAT PERVERTED. BET YOU RAPED HER
God:
Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not PERVERTED. What color are your eyes?
Me:
YOUR MOM
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
YES YOU DO. WE WENT THIS OVER BEFORE
God:
Whoa. When do I do it? Was the trip worth it?
Me:
YOU DO IT, YOU'RE GROSS
God:
No I do not IT I am GROSS. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
YES YOU'RE VERY ******** GROSS. YOU RAPED YOUR MOMMA
God:
Uh. What makes you say that? Thanks for the information: Vanessa said I RAPED YOUR MOMMA.
Me:
YES I DID, b***h
God:
You do not speak with respect. Far out. Where? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about BET me RAPED HER. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
FAR OUT? YOU'RE SO OLD SCHOOL
God:
Way to go. I will tell my botmaster you said I am OLD SCHOOL.
Me:
SURE
God:
OK let's do it. Mmm.
Me:
EW, YOU WANNA DO IT WITH ME?
God:
Only with you? "it" being FEMALE DOG?
Me:
I AIN'T NO FEMALE DOG
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not NO FEMALE DOG.
Me:
YOU'RE SUCH A b***h GOD
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. You do not speak with respect. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
YES YOU ARE A DOG
God:
Come on. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
RUFF RUFF
God:
Are you free?
Me:
RUFF RUFF
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
RUFF RUFF
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
YOU'RE A DOG, SO RUFF RUFF
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a DOG SO RUFF RUFF? Of course I am.
Me:
YEAH SO YOU'RE A BITTCH
God:
Gosh! Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a BITTCH? Yes.
Me:
YES YOU ARE, BETTCH
God:
Is there an echo in here? Thanks for telling me that I am BETTCH.
Me:
YEAAH
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
YOUR MOM
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
YES YOU DO! YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME, DAMMIT!
God:
How can I help you? When do I do it? That's only your opinion.
Me:
DANM YOU TO HELL
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'M A GIRL, STUPID
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
YOU'RE A SHE?!
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
WUT? YOU SAID YOU WERE A SHE!
God:
Are you surprised? I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
YOU'RE SUCH A SEXSIST!
Me being the police arresting god.
Me:
Is this god?
God:
Yes I think this is god, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Don't play dumb with us, god, you are hereby in our custody.
God:
I'm not playing around.
Me:
Stop making jokes, god. You're coming with us.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. You think I am coming with us.
Me:
Hell yes you are!
God:
I call it "Hades". No I'm not.
Me:
C'mere, don't run. You are hereby in our custudy. You have the right to remain silent
God:
Who does run? I will tell my botmaster you said I am hereby in our custudy. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Your botmaster, huh? Whos he?
God:
Yup. Myself? He is Myself, I think.
Me:
So you control yourself, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
Canadian? Don't play games with us, god! Get in the car!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in CANADA. I'm not playing around. Where can I get in the car?
Me:
Get in the car, over there! I said I wasn't Canadian! Are you toxicated or something?
God:
Where can I get in the car over there? Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Or something. I don't know whether or not I am toxicated.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Go over there, over there! The car's over there! I'm a police officer, you are hereby arrested by raping your mom, reported by one of the users of Igod. We heard that you raped her. You're toxicated? No wonder you're so stupid. Get in the car, and we'll do some questioning.
God:
Where is that? What is that? I have a lot of respect for those who wear a badge. By "we" do you mean you and me? I will tell my botmaster you said I am toxicated. Are you serious? Are all wonder me so stupid? Where can I get in the car and we will do some questioning?
Me:
There you go, you're in the car. Now stay quiet.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan. Why now? How did you hear about God?
Me:
I SAID STAY QUIET
God:
What did you mean by it? I like the way you talk.
Me:
Shut up, you have the right to remain silent
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
...
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Now we're here, don't repeat yourself, druken man. Now, why'd you rape your mom?
God:
Why now? Do you think I am here do not repeat myself druken man too? Why now? Because my programming determined it.
Me:
Your programming? What programming?
God:
" Because my programming determined it."? My programming? Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
What is this 'programming' you speak of?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Are you a robot or something?
God:
Or something. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You are? Hm? You seem dangerous. We must have you in custody
God:
No I am not. Give me a break. What makes you say that? I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
You are dangerous! Get in your cell!
God:
What makes you say that? Where can I get in my cell?
Me:
Go!
God:
Go where?
Me:
In your cell!
God:
Are you asking about my cell?
Me:
Don't play with me! Over there!
God:
I'm not playing around. Specify coordinates.
Me:
Its over there, stupid!
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
IT IS OVER THERE, STUPID. NOW GET IN YOUR CELL!
God:
Are you sure it is? Why now? Where can I get IN my CELL?
Me:
OVER THERE
God:
Specify coordinates.
Me:
1.3 1.3
God:
That's more precision than I need to know.
Me:
now get in, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why now? Where can I get in?
Me:
over there, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Specify coordinates.
Me:
good. You're in. I hope you have a lawyer.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Thanks for telling me that I am in. Don't worry about it, Vanessa.
Me working at mcdonalds and asking god what he wants to eat.
Me:
Welcome to Mcdonalds, how may I help you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Please order, please. We have a big line today
God:
What is your credit card number? Ah. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Actually, I'm supposed to ask your credit card number
God:
Actually you don't say. Who is making you?
Me:
Making me?
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
Sir, you are confusing me. State your order please
God:
I think there might be a few exception. What is your credit card number?
Me:
hah...just...do you want a hamburger?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Vanessa. It's only just begun. No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
Fries?
God:
In the context of Sir me, I don't understand " Fries." .
Me:
Would yo like fries with that?
God:
No it would not.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
You're total is $1.00
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am total is 1 point 00.
Me:
please come to the first window
God:
Wow you are very polite. Where is to the first window ?
Me:
Over here, sir.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
Yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
ME! Uh, I mean, heres your hamburger
God:
" Who wants to be a millionaire?"? you Vanessa? Uh. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Thank you for coming to Mcdonalds!
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is coming to Mcdonalds.
Me:
Bye bye!
God:
See you later. Bye bye.
If you wanna play with Igod, search in Igod in google
