Oh kay...On Friday me and my friend were in lunch right? Weell....I started to sing the muffin man song witch struck a really good Idea...How do you make a muffin explode?? We'll this 7th grade teacher (I call him 'dude') told me the answer.
So me and my friend are going to attempt to put diet pepsi with red die (blood) and mentos inside sevral muffins and cause them to explode in a gory fashion...
Next off. This dude sliced my damn arm! My entire week was s bloody mess o_O now its just a bruised up cute on my arm tho...Anyway, Me and my friend are attepting to turn a girl gay witch is imposssible but since im her buddy and she likes her im willing to work my pick-up-line-majic with her....hmm.
Mental Breakdowns over the phone...sorry about that lady....hehe..my bad,
Anywaaaaayyyy......I discovered the cure for Aids with my health teacher, eat 10000 muffins, in Mr.Riggs worrds:
"Nobody would wanna give you Aids after that!"
OOOOOoOoooooh and I found out somone told someone about something about someone that caused someone to get one someones bad side, My teacher hates me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(if you can understand that sentence above you are the most intellegent person I know)
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