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Disney has gone WAY downhill, and it's as disgusting as it is depressing. And it's because of retarded remakes. The things that have been done to these movies would make Walt Disney turn in his grave! I mean they have some b***h singing the song from the Little Mermaid! AND they redid the Jungle Book song and gave it a ******** surfer theme. And Poor Unfortunate Souls has been changed completely!

And I thought this was bad.

Kiss the Girl was sung by a male with an awesome accent, not some high-pitched blonde girl raping it! It's an insult to Mr. Disney himself! Samuel E. Wright (Sebastian) did a phenomenal job at setting up the romantic mood that occurred during the scene. When he sings it sounds like a friend trying to convince someone else that the girl of his dreams really is right there, and he should kiss her. But when the ditz sings it, she sounds like a talentless, desperate slut who wants some guy to notice her. The song loses its meaning.

Then there's Poor Unfortunate Souls. How can you people stand this? Fist of all, Ursula mutters the word "pathetic" to her eels, these idiots yell it. That part was said in secret because she's trying to convince Ariel that she's trustworthy. By yelling that word they've taken away the point of the song. Then there's the lyrics! They've destroyed them! It's "They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch" NOT "They weren't kidding when they called me kinda strange"!! And she knows "a little MAGIC" NOT "a little secret"! And the song is about tricking some innocent love-sick girl out of her soul! WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A POOL?! The music video makes absolutely no sense and just furthers the crimes that the brats have committed against the song.

Then there's the biggest crime of all (though not necessarily the most personal). The Jungle Book was the last movie that Walt Disney himself had a hand in. He didn't live to see it finished, but he did help make it. It's historical in itself. So why would these bastards ruin it so? I cannot imagine Mowgli riding around on a surfboard with swimming trunks and bleach blonde hair! Walt Disney AND Rupert Kipling would weep if they saw this monstrosity!

But all of this pales in comparison to the most horrific thing I think I've ever seen in my entire life (and I've seen things that make me me, keep that in mind). They have destroyed an original Disney Princess. Sleeping Beauty. Who is my favorite Princess ever. And this little whore had destroyed her work. Disney's 41st movie, and in another 41 movies he'd pass away. There are three movies that these god damn brats should not touch. Snow White, Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty. Why? Because they're the Princesses that Disney himself made. True, Hillary Duff made a version of Cinderella's 'A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes', but that I can forgive simply because it wasn't a full song, just a few lines of it. But no, this ******** redid all of Once Upon a Dream.
Once Upon a Dream.
Now, here is the part that under normal conditions I would scream and yell about how they completely ruined the point of the song, the video didn't match or something of the like, however I can't do that for this one. Not because it was good or anything, simply because I've only seen about four or five seconds of it because I can't stomach any more than that. I actually wanted to puke from just seeing that little whore's face while this song was playing. In fact, I'm shaking right now. So I'm going to stop ranting before I do throw up.