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Shounen yo jashin wo Idake...

Young man, embrace your wicked heart.
The Bloody Paddle
This skit was made by my patrol on one of our camping trips. Its pretty funny so enjoy it please. there were no props but if anyone wants to know what would be suitable I'll list it around the bottom.

(a guy walks up to the audience)

guy: this Skit is called The Bloody Paddle. (note:lame I know)
(guy walks away and now acts as game host)

Game Host: Welcome back to the Worldwide championship Ping-Pong ball Tournament!!! Today is the Tag-Team Final Match between Asia and Great Britain!!!Now then...Let the match begin!!!!

(People start taking turns hitting the Ping-Pong ball back and Forth.At around this time people can do Matrix serves, which are slo-mo serves that are powerful...kinda like in Matrix)

Game Host:It seems like this game is heating up!!!
1st British guy: POWER SERVE!!!!!

(throws ball into the air, and strikes the Ball hard into the 1st Asian guy in the eye.)

1st Asian Guy:Shimatta!!!!!(note:Thats just what I said, If you plan to do this skit, say it in an Asian Language.)

2nd Asian Guy:Ai choi oi! Tret gioi!!!!(Viet Translation:Oh my god! He's dead!) (note:my spelling is probably wrong. don't blame me I'm still in viet school.)

((2nd Asian guy prepares his power serve))

2nd Asian Guy:Sinh Nhat Gui Ghe!!!!! ((Viet Translation: Happy birthday!!!!))
(the ball is shot into the Brit guy's forehead))

2nd British Guy: Oh my god!!! here ya go, chap. Drink your last cup o' tea.

Gay Ambulance guy: Ooh! 2 dead bodies! I wonder what I'll do to them!!!

(Ambulance guy takes the bodies off stage)

Game Host: Oh my god! Two players have been killed now it heats up to a one on one battle now!!!

2nd British Guy: My serve! Rule Britannia!!!!!
(he slams the paddle into the ball and it speeds up after every whack)
(both players start moving their paddles faster and faster.)

2nd Asian Guy: Chuc Mung Nam Moi!!!!((Viet translation:Happy New Year!!!!))
(The ball is whacked and kills the last British Guy)

Game Host: Asia wins! Asia Wins!!!

-end-

props:4 paddles, one table, one podium for the Game Host, One Ping Pong Ball on a really long and Thin Pole.

There is A sequal to this but I'll save it for Tomorrow.






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tsunede
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commentCommented on: Thu Sep 20, 2007 @ 12:26am
um... is this another one of you're crazy stories?


commentCommented on: Thu Sep 20, 2007 @ 03:44am
That, and its an actual skit.



mmxz40
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nelly uchiha
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commentCommented on: Fri Sep 21, 2007 @ 12:36am
hey im not a bee anymore biggrin


commentCommented on: Fri Sep 21, 2007 @ 02:24am
LOL!!! ROFL!!! x)) lol, that's just hilarious!!!!! x)) funny skit.... i was cracking up at the randomness and the vietnamese parts like, something along the lines of "oh my God! he's dead!!! x))" i could just imagine it...



xXayameaikoXx
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mmxz40
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commentCommented on: Sat Sep 22, 2007 @ 02:40am
OMG!!!! Its the grim reaper in street clothes!!!!


commentCommented on: Sat Sep 22, 2007 @ 03:46am
LMAO. now im a wasombee! blaugh



nelly uchiha
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