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Alastor: Reflections in the Blood What are your sins? What are the sins of your kith and kin? Shall I unravel them? Shall I delve into the darkest recesses of your soul and find those secret guilts and shames? Shall I bring you torment? Shall I bring you blood?


Alastwr
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The personfication of vomit!
SCREW HIM! OR HER!!!!

Seriously. I decided to grow a stomach today. Some little snot cursed me, saying I needed to grow some guts. So I did. I've come to the conclusion that the human stomach is a horriable, horriable thing.

I experienced a stomach bug. I spewed forth the contents of my human food storage into the nearest waste depositary. I believe you mortals call them toliets. Anyway, I them managed to some how begin to spew forth from the opposite end of my body as well....Not pleasent.

I spent the rest of the night constantly throwing up into a bucket while sitting on the toliet. I've learnt a very valuable lesson from this experience however... I will strife to use stomach focused diseases in the future.

...I also am under the opinion that I have now taken up the mantle of "The Personification of Vomit" due to this little stint. It's simply another reason to kill herakles...and don't say he hasn't anything to do with this...CAUSE HE DOES YOU KNOW!!!!


Note to reader: Any spelling mistakes are due to the author recovering from the sickness. The stomach bug is catching and this scribe has caught it. What a waste...





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CappuccinoCafe
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comment Commented on: Tue Sep 18, 2007 @ 07:04pm
Intriguing notion that, I'm sure. Your poor scribe. What ever will you do with him now? >.> I wonder. Anyway, I'm just leaving a nice smear in your clean comment box. Woe is you. xd I hope you get better real soon, the world needs more smiting!


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