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Ok, so all day today at school I kept a pencil and a piece of paper close at hand to write down what I learned. I swear that all these are true. Here's what I got:

1. If you look up at the celing for a while, eventually everyone in the room will look up at the celing too.

2. If you ask someone, "Hey, do you see that -insert made up word here- ?" and point, they'll look and say yes so they don't seem stupid.

3. Oboes and tubas don't mix.

4. Band director sees all.

5. Math teacher doesn't appreciate percussion practice in her class.

6. Binders are dangerous! (ow... sweatdrop )

7. Never dangle on the tricep-push-down machine.

8. Friends won't share crackers they got from the nurse.

9. Osman of the Ottoman Empire is plotting world domination.

10. After Brunch With World Leaders there will be a leson on how to care for orphaned baby hump-back whales. (don't ask)

11. Don't tell your friends that you learned about relationships in science.

12. You can't laugh and play an instrument at the same time.

13. The lunch room echos.

14. Tape measurers are vicous.

15. You can see funny shapes if you don't blink for 60 seconds.

16. Roland is hyper on Mondays.

17. The gym teachers won't notice if you come to class in your socks.

18. It's so much easier to think if you don't pay attention.

19. Lemmings should not compete in diving in the olympics.

20. Teachers do not appreciate the idea of opposite day.

21. Pens and I don't mix. (I now have stripes)

22. The orange class folder is green.

23. Your hair does not count in your height. Especially if you have a fro.

24. The sharpeners on the walls are pencil eaters.

25. Bus drivers don't check the little cameras on the bus. (If they did my frined would be suspended)

26. Do not grab onto trees if they poke through the bus windows.

27. The end-of-period bell is not a code red.

28. Flys are atracted to Cody.

29. Do not throw books at flys.

30. Do not have wars with folders.

31. I will not click mecanical pencils untill the lead falls out.

32. Magic erasers do not actually allow you to magically erase people. ( sad )

33. I will not steal pretty blue pens.

34. Do not allow yourself to be tickled when holding a pencil in your mouth.

35. Do not put the library stamp on the front cover of the book.

36. Do not touch Kimmies purse.

37. I will not bite people when they touch me.

38. I will not sing the meow mix song durring class.

There ya go. Everything I learned at school today.