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some people-or a lot of people no wat mad magazine is for those who dont-find out.
i was quite busy today.i got out of bed, forgot where i was, went back to sleep, had a weird dream about winning a motorcycle in a bingo contest(wich i cheated on in my dream hehehehe)then i had to sell my motorcycle cuz my dad made it very clear he hatted spiders(u no how dreams r...i hope)then i woke up and ordered my butler to get me some lobster for breakfast.....*sigh*i wish i had a butler. but i dont so i make do by telling my sister ill clean her room if shes my slave for life. she agreed so i sed u r now my slve and made her vow on a bible to be my slave. i then sed ur first tak is to clean ur room....................SHE ACTUALLY DID!HAHAHAHA!she thought it was sort of fun at first-like a game then i made her do stuff like fold my laundry,clean my room,make my breakfast,get off the computer,tie my shoes.but now -wait, wats that cristina?ur fed up?well to bad ur my slave hahahahaha!now keep whiping ur self-no not me!ow!ow!ow!finefinefine!ill be ur slave for life!just stop whipping me!!!i cant get off the computer im-ow!ow!ow!ok!ok!im off-im off!hi everyone my names cristina. my brother is a-*boom*awwwww u shot me!...sorry bout that everyone its jacob again and i would like to say-*slichhhhh*ahhhhhhhh!u stabbed me in the heart!jerk."well u shot me in thee neck!jerkjerk"
u wipped me jerk jerk jerk
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