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Rantings of a Diseased Mind

All those who read further beware, for your brain shall liquify, drip out your nostrils, and flush itself down the toilet.



Day Forty-Nine - My evil plan succeeded..... This one takes a bit of explanation. I have a cousin named Richard. He is about 38 years old. Rich and I spend most of our time together driving each other insane in increasingly cruel ways. Two weeks ago he proposed to his girlfriend, Laurie (who I love). Mom decided we should send them a card in the mail to congradulate them. I decided to sneak in a present for Laurie. And by present I mean a fifteen-year-old photo of Rich with a mullet. They just got the card two minutes ago. Laurie is hysterical. Rich is gonna kill me. I am pleased mrgreen