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Guns don't kill people. Durem Water Balloons kill People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of Gaians Durem allows to live.

Durem does not sleep. We wait.

The chief export of Durem is Pain.

There is no chin under Durem's Beard. There is only another water Balloon.

Durem has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death on the Gaia are: 1. Hackers 2. Durem 3. Scammers.

Durem drives an ice cream truck covered in water balloons..

Durem doesn't go hunting.... DUREM GOES KILLING!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for anyone from Durem.

Durem doesn't read books. They stare them down until they get the information they want.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Durem.

Durem is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Durem is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Durem counted to infinity - twice.

When Durem members do a pushup, they're not lifting themselves up, they're pushing the Earth down.

Durem is so fast, they can run around the world and throw a water balloon in the back of thier head.

Durem’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Durem can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Durem members don’t wear a watch, THEY decides what time it is.

Durem gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Durem can slam a revolving door.

Durem does not get frostbite. Durem bites frost

The people of Durem eat a bucket of n00bs every morning.

Remember the Aekea, Gambino, and Barton? They decided to quit after watching themselves get bombed 100 times.

Contrary to popular belief, Gaia is not a democracy, it is a Duremtatorship.
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