Here's what I learned today:
1. National Treasure gets more annoying every time you see it, but somehow Riley is still funny no matter how many times you've heard the joke. Also, the longer you stare at Nicholas Cage's head, the spookier it becomes.
2. The villains in 90% of all American action movies have foriegn accents, usually British. They are also sexy as hell, unlike the hero. No wonder I usually root for the bad guy.....
3. When you jump-kick open the front door and yell "YIPPIEKAIYAY ********!!!!!!" and run to the end of the driveway, kick the garbage can, and run back inside, there's a reason the neighbors are staring.
4. Staring at the wall in your room because it's up to something is not a valid excuse to get out of doing your chores. Niether is "If I move, the T-rex can see me."
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Rantings of a Diseased Mind
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