Today I bought Naked Pictures of Famous People. Calm down you perverts, it's a book by Jon Stewart (one of my Gods). I had to share my favorite quote. The book commanded me. So you know what's going on, Jon is in a MTV chatroom typing under the screen name VincentVG (VG = Van Gogh).
VincentVG: I believe the Impressionists are finished. Monet has betrayed us. He has moved to Pointillism and then to connecting the points. He tells me it's a horse but I am too stupid to see it.
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Smile and the world smiles with you, laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs.