My brother and I just had a weird conversation on IM
Karvistheelf (3:36:13 PM): your ham is mine!
Karvistheelf (3:36:16 PM): *kidnaps your ham*
sumoko chan (3:36:23 PM): ok
Karvistheelf (3:36:41 PM): meh... nevermind... *goes and sits by a swamp and pouts*
sumoko chan (3:36:50 PM): *hugs*
Karvistheelf (3:36:56 PM): *throws ham back, which lands safely, and unscathed, at your feet*
sumoko chan (3:37:12 PM): Yea!! I gots me ham back
Karvistheelf (3:37:27 PM): gasp!
sumoko chan (3:37:33 PM): what?
Karvistheelf (3:37:35 PM): *presses button, and ham explodes*
sumoko chan (3:37:40 PM): NOOOOOESSS
Karvistheelf (3:37:43 PM): HA! You fell for my false ham bomb!
sumoko chan (3:37:54 PM): cry
Karvistheelf (3:37:55 PM): *presses other button, and 1499 zombies appear
sumoko chan (3:38:08 PM): (what kind of zombies)
Karvistheelf (3:38:23 PM): the slow moving kind that you can take out with a cricket bat
Karvistheelf (3:38:27 PM): ... GASP!
sumoko chan (3:38:35 PM): what?
sumoko chan (3:38:43 PM): *gets out bat*
Karvistheelf (3:38:44 PM): *presses other button, and a giant tower appears*
Karvistheelf (3:39:00 PM): *jumps 10000000 stories up, lands inside top floor*
sumoko chan (3:39:06 PM): wow
Karvistheelf (3:39:17 PM): HA HA HA! You will never find your way up this tower past all my 1499 zombies!
Karvistheelf (3:39:34 PM): (we didn't have enough in the budget for necromancers to bring back to life 1500)
sumoko chan (3:39:37 PM): If i cant get up there i will get you down there
sumoko chan (3:39:47 PM): *explosion*
sumoko chan (3:40:06 PM): *tower falls*
sumoko chan (3:40:24 PM): All the poor poor zombies
sumoko chan (3:40:29 PM): died again
Karvistheelf (3:41:09 PM): *final floor lands on the ground, still intact*
Karvistheelf (3:41:17 PM): ha! You'll never get in! *door swings open*
Karvistheelf (3:41:21 PM): SHIZZLEMITZ!
sumoko chan (3:41:24 PM): *walks in]*
sumoko chan (3:41:32 PM): You were saying
Karvistheelf (3:41:35 PM): gasp!
Karvistheelf (3:41:39 PM): *holds ham*
sumoko chan (3:41:44 PM): HAM!
sumoko chan (3:41:45 PM): Mine
Karvistheelf (3:42:06 PM): it's now apparent at this time that it would have been cheaper to buy my own ham instead of spending billions of dollars on this tower and zombies...
Karvistheelf (3:42:13 PM): oh well. I'm broke now
Karvistheelf (3:42:16 PM): *eats ham*
Karvistheelf (3:42:20 PM): *explodes*
sumoko chan (3:42:24 PM): ha ha
sumoko chan (3:42:33 PM): Now how do you feel
sumoko chan (3:42:39 PM): when your ham explodes.Karvistheelf (3:42:43 PM): *a bird flys and lands on your shoulder* He ate one of his three ham bombs... here is your real ham...
Karvistheelf (3:42:51 PM): *drops a bag full of ham at your feet*
Karvistheelf (3:42:54 PM): THE END
Karvistheelf (3:43:01 PM): (lol)
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Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!
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I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.
Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.