1. Buy him the book "Dueling for Dummies"
2. Make him join a gym.
3. Put him on a diet.
4.Post a duel of him dueling Seto Kaiba on Youtube. Entitle it "Second-rate Duelist".
5. Take him to weight loss conventions.
6. Everytime he lose's a duel, make him eat a bag of low fat chips.
7. Everytime he lose's a duel, make him walk around in a dog suit.
8. Everytime he lose's a duel, run off with Kaiba.
9.When you go out to eat, order him a salad.
10. Give him an alarm clock for his birthday.
11. Help Marik kidnap Serenity.
12. Correct his grammar.
13. Everytime he backs down from a challenge, said "Kaiba would have done it."
14.Everytime he eats, quote fact about obesity.
15.Replace his duelind deck eith the Hooked on Phonics series.
16. Force him to take a vitamin every morning.
17. Get "Seto Kaiba" tattooed on your back.
18.Sell his Red-Eyes Black Dragon for a pair of pink heels.
19. Force him to read War & Peace.
20.Be near or with Seto Kaiba in public.
21. Replace all the junk food eith low fat, diet crap.
22. Replace all his games with books.
23. Get a job at Kaiba Co.
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 Rue Archer · Mon Aug 06, 2007 @ 12:56pm · 1 Comments |
