lily liu.
Friday_Dora
Doubtful. =3=;; Behold, the product of my first and last attempt to use my tablet:
EW IT'S GOT SOME HUGE a** PIMPLES RITE THAR
8D;;;;;;;;;; <333333333333333 cuz there way too big to be salt. XD
/humps it
lily liu.
PirateCandy
WHY YOU WANT HERPES HUH LILY?!
BECAUSE YOU'LL GET IT WHEN WE HAVE SEX scream
PirateCandy
NO I DON'T WANT HERPES.
I'M NOT GOING TO GO TO BED WITH YOU NO MORE. DDD8< NO MATTER HOW SEXUH YOU ARE. talk2hand
I'M NOT GOING TO GO TO BED WITH YOU NO MORE. DDD8< NO MATTER HOW SEXUH YOU ARE. talk2hand
lily liu.
pirate: I LIKE TO RAPE LITTLE UNWILLING KIDDIES /dies and goes to hell
lily liu.
Friday_Dora
SOUNDS GOOD
How long have you and Pirate been sleeping together? mad And how did I not know about this?
How long have you and Pirate been sleeping together? mad And how did I not know about this?
AFTER I GOT HER DRUNK THREE NIGHTS AGO AND HAD SEX WITH HER WITHOUT HER KNOWING.
... CRAP XD
lily liu.
PirateCandy
NOOO, LILY.
I BETTER NOT BE PREGNANT. DD8< I WASN'T ON THE PILL.
I BETTER NOT BE PREGNANT. DD8< I WASN'T ON THE PILL.
OH UM. WHAT'S THAT BUMP ON YOUR BELLY THAT I SEE. rofl
lily liu.
PirateCandy
LOOK WHAT YOU DID LILY. YOU CORRUPTED AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER WITH YOUR TALK OF DRUNKENESS. NOW SHE'S DEAD gonk .
I'M GOING TO GO GET AN ABORTION. OR MAYBE THAT LITTLE BUMP IS FROM ALL THE CAKES 8DDD.
I'M GOING TO GO GET AN ABORTION. OR MAYBE THAT LITTLE BUMP IS FROM ALL THE CAKES 8DDD.
HMMMM MAYBE. 8D;;;;;; I MEAN, 3 DAYS CAN'T RESULT IN A BUMP.
lily liu.
pikimomo
@ lily liu: lilysnuggleufflekins! 3nodding
............. rofl
............. rofl
i love you, will you marry me? emo
PIRATE DIVORCED ME.
PirateCandy
HOW COULD YOU LILY?!! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME??! PIKI, I NEVER DIVORCED HER. I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU THE NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE, LILY!
With whipped cream and strawberries and stuff.
With whipped cream and strawberries and stuff.
pikimomo
@ PirateCandy: NO! LILY IS MIIIINE NOW! talk2hand ...... rofl rofl rofl
lily liu.
pirate: WTF YOU SAID YOU HATED ME LAST NIGHT IN BED AND THAT YOU WANTED A DIVORCE DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8&&&&&&&
lily liu.
piki gets lily's manthong D8 if pirate hadn't broken lily's heart last night, she would have gotten it instead of piki
pikimomo
i..i don't wanna be the rebound girl!! *sobs*
PirateCandy
WHAT NO I NEVER SAID THAT MAYBE I DRUNK AND WAS MESSING AROUND WITH YOU. & 3 &
BUT BUT, I LOVE YOU LILY! DDD8& WHY WOULD I GET IN BED WITH YOU IF I HATED YOU!
NOO I WANT YOU FOREVER LILY YOU'RE MINE.
BUT BUT, I LOVE YOU LILY! DDD8& WHY WOULD I GET IN BED WITH YOU IF I HATED YOU!
NOO I WANT YOU FOREVER LILY YOU'RE MINE.
lily liu.
ILULOTSTOO emo THAT'S WHY I PROPOSED TO YOU
pirate: T nnnnT /emo NO YOU LIIIIIIEEEEE. YOU WERE DRUNK ENOUGH TO SIGN THE DIVORCE PAPERS. YOU EVEN THREW MY RING I GAVE YOU DOWN THE TOILET. /runs to piki crying rofl
PirateCandy
WAH WAH WAH DIVORCE PAPERS?! NO IT TAKES A WHILE FOR THEM TO GET THROUGH THE POST AND STUFF I WATCHED MY MUM AND DAD SIGN DIVORCE PAPERS AND ITS A HUGE STACK!! DONT MAKE ME GO THROUGH THAT HEART BREAK AGAIN LILY! I heart U ::dives into the mailbox to retrieve the papers::
WAH WAH NO WONDER THE RING WAS GONE THIS MORNING I THOUGHT YOU TOOK IT TO POLISH CUZ YOU SO NICE AND STUFF. AND REFINE AND STUFF. ::dives into the sewer to retrieve it::
WAH WAH NO WONDER THE RING WAS GONE THIS MORNING I THOUGHT YOU TOOK IT TO POLISH CUZ YOU SO NICE AND STUFF. AND REFINE AND STUFF. ::dives into the sewer to retrieve it::
pikimomo
NO, THE RING WASN'T THROWN AWAY, IT WAS GIVEN TO MEEEEEEE!! rofl ninja twisted ohohohohoho~~~!
lily liu.
piki: /gropes D: womggggggg
pirate: emo ..... the mail is supa fast, so like it's gone now. NO RETURNING TO HOW WE USE TO BE. I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE TO YOU LAST NIGHT BUT YOU SLAPPED MY FACE AND SAID YOU HATE IT. D8 THAT WAS HEARTBREAK MOMENT, YO. THEN YOU THREW RING IN TOILET DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8 !!!!!! ring = 23572941234343924739438k you know.
..../dies
pirate: emo ..... the mail is supa fast, so like it's gone now. NO RETURNING TO HOW WE USE TO BE. I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE TO YOU LAST NIGHT BUT YOU SLAPPED MY FACE AND SAID YOU HATE IT. D8 THAT WAS HEARTBREAK MOMENT, YO. THEN YOU THREW RING IN TOILET DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8 !!!!!! ring = 23572941234343924739438k you know.
..../dies
PirateCandy
piki // WELL I'MG GLAD CUZ THERE WAS POO AND STUFF ON IT (I'M SO MATURE HAHA 8DDDDDDDD).
WAH, HOW CAN WE DIVORCE IF WE HADN'T EVEN MARRIED YET?! NO NO YOU LIEEE TOOO I NEVER SLAP YOU! I HUG YOU AND HUMP YOU BUT I DONT SMACK YOU AROUND DDDDD8
MAYBE I THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING A DRINKING GAME ; A ; LILYYY FORGIVE MEEEEEEE.
AH AH MAYBE I THOUGHT RING WAS SOMETHING ELSE!! DDDDDD8 HOW COME YOU WEREN'T TIPSY/DRUNK EITHER?! I don't remember any of this, I must not have been sober!
::whinesnifflewhimpersob::
WAH, HOW CAN WE DIVORCE IF WE HADN'T EVEN MARRIED YET?! NO NO YOU LIEEE TOOO I NEVER SLAP YOU! I HUG YOU AND HUMP YOU BUT I DONT SMACK YOU AROUND DDDDD8
MAYBE I THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING A DRINKING GAME ; A ; LILYYY FORGIVE MEEEEEEE.
AH AH MAYBE I THOUGHT RING WAS SOMETHING ELSE!! DDDDDD8 HOW COME YOU WEREN'T TIPSY/DRUNK EITHER?! I don't remember any of this, I must not have been sober!
::whinesnifflewhimpersob::
pikimomo
@ PirateCandy: we could all move to a country where people can marry more than one person? rofl
PirateCandy
Hmm...a threesome sounds fun. 8D
BUT YOU NO GET TO MARRY LILY BECAUSE I WANT ALL HER UNDIVIDED ATTENTION ON ME. I SPANK HER WHEN SHE LOOKS AT OTHER WOOMEN AND SHE ENJOYS IT.
LILYYY BABY ILY ILY
L + ILY = MY LILYBEBE.
AND DIDNT YOU SAY TODAY THAT I WAS YOUR LOVERCAKES AND PIRATEBEBBBYY?
Oh, bye piki. HAHA LILY MINE NOOOOW? ; A ; Where is lily..
BUT YOU NO GET TO MARRY LILY BECAUSE I WANT ALL HER UNDIVIDED ATTENTION ON ME. I SPANK HER WHEN SHE LOOKS AT OTHER WOOMEN AND SHE ENJOYS IT.
LILYYY BABY ILY ILY
L + ILY = MY LILYBEBE.
AND DIDNT YOU SAY TODAY THAT I WAS YOUR LOVERCAKES AND PIRATEBEBBBYY?
Oh, bye piki. HAHA LILY MINE NOOOOW? ; A ; Where is lily..
PirateCandy
YAH SEE HERE HEY HEY YOU SAID THIS TODAY, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS IF I DIVORCED YOU YESTERDAY AND THREW YOUR RING DOWN THE TOILET??
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:48 pm (PST)
Right now it like 10:42 PM, so that was like only 3 hours agoooo?
GO GO GO CHECK ITS THE FIRST POST ON PAGE 665.
Maybe Page 666 had something to do with it. 8 A 8
lily liu.
XDDDDD krunk = winnar
but i'll do one for piratebebs too cuz she's my lovercakes * 33333*
just post what you want me to draw guys
but i'll do one for piratebebs too cuz she's my lovercakes * 33333*
just post what you want me to draw guys
Right now it like 10:42 PM, so that was like only 3 hours agoooo?
GO GO GO CHECK ITS THE FIRST POST ON PAGE 665.
Maybe Page 666 had something to do with it. 8 A 8
lily liu.
T uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuT
I PROPOSE THREESOME. /gives pirate a second chance.
BUT YOU HAVE TO GET RING BACK D8&&&&&& IT WAS SACRED BOND BETWEEN USSSSSSSSSS. WE TALK TO LAWYER ABOUT DIVORCE PAPERS TOMORROW DDDDDD8;;;
I PROPOSE THREESOME. /gives pirate a second chance.
BUT YOU HAVE TO GET RING BACK D8&&&&&& IT WAS SACRED BOND BETWEEN USSSSSSSSSS. WE TALK TO LAWYER ABOUT DIVORCE PAPERS TOMORROW DDDDDD8;;;
PirateCandy
PIKI SAYS SHE HAS IT. gonk FINE IS IT IN SEWER OR I BUY NEW ONE FOR YOU. PLISSSS FROM GAIA I SHOWER YOU WITH TOKENS OF MY LOVE.
Fine emo , we talk to lawyer..
BUT BUT DONT FALL FOR HER/HIM JUST LIKE IN CHUCK AND LARRY. DDDD:&&
AND GIMME YOUR MAN THONG.
Fine emo , we talk to lawyer..
BUT BUT DONT FALL FOR HER/HIM JUST LIKE IN CHUCK AND LARRY. DDDD:&&
AND GIMME YOUR MAN THONG.
PirateCandy
Ok, I gotta go lilybebe. Come join me toniiiight? Oooooh~ ::winkwink::
Just us two bebe. And some candles and whipped cream and chocolate dipped strawberries yum.
And maybe some blueberries and watermelon. And cherries too, oh boy heart !
Just us two bebe. And some candles and whipped cream and chocolate dipped strawberries yum.
And maybe some blueberries and watermelon. And cherries too, oh boy heart !
lily liu.
PirateCandy
Ok, I gotta go lilybebe. Come join me toniiiight? Oooooh~ ::winkwink::
Just us two bebe. And some candles and whipped cream and chocolate dipped strawberries yum.
And maybe some blueberries and watermelon. And cherries too, oh boy heart !
Just us two bebe. And some candles and whipped cream and chocolate dipped strawberries yum.
And maybe some blueberries and watermelon. And cherries too, oh boy heart !
8DDDDDD omg yessssss but you better not get drunk tonight, you it's over T 3333333T so abusive when drunk. /rub heart
piki has my manthong D8 you can have .... my suspenders? T uT;;;
IGONOWTOO,OK. heart
PirateCandy
YES LILY ; A ; I MIGHT HAVE TO GO TO REHAB JUST LIKE ALL THOSE POP STARS DO, BUT I'LL TRY. DDD8
I will be attending an AA meeting tonight, will you come with me on my first day and hold my hand? 8 A 8
Fine, I take your suspenders lily. TT ^TT Manthongs are more affectionate though.
Lalala, good morning.
I will be attending an AA meeting tonight, will you come with me on my first day and hold my hand? 8 A 8
Fine, I take your suspenders lily. TT ^TT Manthongs are more affectionate though.
Lalala, good morning.
PirateCandy
dragonfire_kaen
*reads what she missed last night* HOMG. WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON HERE?
::laughs maniacally and loud pitched, that AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA from Higurashi no naku koro ni, that really crazy bloody anime with the girls and stuff, haha I love their crazy faces, but that laugh creeps me out. I hope someone knows what I'm talking about. If you want to know, youtube 'Higurashi no naku koro ni laugh' 8DDD::
Only a lovers' quarrel. 3nodding
Or a twisted rendtion of Days of Our Lives.
lily liu.
PirateCandy
YES LILY ; A ; I MIGHT HAVE TO GO TO REHAB JUST LIKE ALL THOSE POP STARS DO, BUT I'LL TRY. DDD8
I will be attending an AA meeting tonight, will you come with me on my first day and hold my hand? 8 A 8
Fine, I take your suspenders lily. TT ^TT Manthongs are more affectionate though.
Lalala, good morning.
I will be attending an AA meeting tonight, will you come with me on my first day and hold my hand? 8 A 8
Fine, I take your suspenders lily. TT ^TT Manthongs are more affectionate though.
Lalala, good morning.
OKAY I'LL GO WITH YOU SEXY TT ^^^^^^^^^^^TT /rubrubrubs
lily's suspenders are super special too ( although you're not, they're not as special as the manthong D8 ) but suspenders have always been worn by lily, even during night activities 8DDDDD
PirateCandy
YAAY. YOU MIGHT LEARN A THING OR TWO TOO, WE CAN SHARE OUR TRAGIC LOVE STORY WITH THE CROWD. It'll be a romantic time together, it'd be like yoga for couples, or dancing for couples.
Wait, whut, I'm not super special? & 3 & Did you write that wrong, perhaps? &:3 Hm?
Yay, sweaty suspenders.
Wait, whut, I'm not super special? & 3 & Did you write that wrong, perhaps? &:3 Hm?
Yay, sweaty suspenders.
lily liu.
D8 BUT. BUT I'M LAZY. AND LEARNING IS FOR LOSARS. = 33333333333333=
8DDDD COURSE YOU ARE! just that piki owns lily's thong now. |DDD
8DDDD COURSE YOU ARE! just that piki owns lily's thong now. |DDD
PirateCandy
LAALAALAA LILY, LEARNING IS FUUUUN!~~ HEY HEY, WANT A HANDS-ON COURSE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY?! --is shot multiple times before being bricked and kicked into the gutter-
lily liu.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8 ...NERD.
lily liu.
PirateCandy
LILYYYY, BUT THATS WHY YOU LOVE ME RIGHT??! I MEAN, IM SO NERDY THAT IM LOVABLE, RIGHT?!?! DDDDD8 MY POCKET PROTECTOR TURNS YOU ON. EITHER THAT OR MY MINT CONDITION ACTION FIGURES YO.
POCKETS PROTECTERS SUCK. THEY'RE RIPPED SO THEY CANT EVEN HOLD CONDOMS emo
AND YOUR ACTION FIGURES ARE OLD, THEY'RE GROWING MOLD WOMG
PirateCandy
I'LL PUT THE CONDOMS IN MY POCKET LOVERBEBE. THE MOLD INCREASES THE VALUE OF THE ACTION FIGURES. BUT EVEN THEN, I DUST THEM EVERYDAY AND THEY SIT ON MY SHELF AND THE BOX PROTECTS THEM FROM STUFF LIKE DUST AND MOLD. D:&
THEY'RE SO TOTALLY VINTAGE AND COLLECTORS' ITEMS YO. LOTSA DOUGH $$$$$$ YAH.
THEY'RE SO TOTALLY VINTAGE AND COLLECTORS' ITEMS YO. LOTSA DOUGH $$$$$$ YAH.
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