~If i was an enzyme, i'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes
~Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
~Baby i'll treat you like my hw- I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long
~I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
~Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it
~I heard you're sin because you're always on top when we make tangent
~Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don't have any viruses...
~I'm a star. Wanna taste the Milky Way?
~Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period.
~Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame
~I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!
~If you were a graphics calculator, i'd look at your curves all day long!
~Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. THe more you play with me, the harder I get.
~Let's make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.
~Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
~You have 206 bones in your body... want one more?
~You're so hot you denature my proteins
~I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
^^hahah. I didn't make any of them up though....
Some of then are harder to get than others biggrin
And a couple more I've heard since then...
~Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!
~If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
~Are you from Little Ceasars? Because youre $5.00, hot and ready...
~Screw me if I;m wrong, but have we ever met before?
~My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in...
~Would you like to sit on my lap? We can discuss the first thing that pops up...
~That shirt is becoming on you; if I was on you I'd be [coming] too biggrin
 m o n i c a · Sun Jul 22, 2007 @ 06:54am · 1 Comments |
