Shadow: It sure is a nice day out, eh, Naomi?
Naomi: How would you know? We are in an elevator.
Shadow: Well, I read this great book the other day...
Naomi: Shadow, now is not a good time.
*Elevator reaches the ground. Naomi looks around, and spots a bathroom to the left.*
Naomi: Thank you lord!
*Naomi runs into a wall.*
Naomi: Mirage...
*Naomi reaches a REAL bathroom. A large "Out of Order" sign is hanging on the doorknob.*
Naomi: I don't care about the toilet being out of order! I'm coming in!
*She opens the door and has a seat on the toilet.*
Naomi: I feel like a million dollars!
Cid (hidden): You look like a million dollars, too.
Naomi: What did you say?!
Cid (hidden): Nothing, just...nothing.
Naomi: Why was this out of order, anyway? I mean, the toilet works fine (thankfully).
Cid (hidden): Probably because there are no walls.
Clampy (hidden): And the only door is loose on its hinges.
Cid (hidden): So there's no privacy.
Naomi: Yeah, but apart from that.
Clampy (hidden): Well, there's no toilet paper.
*It takes about two minutes for Clampy's comment to hit Naomi.*
Naomi: DAMN IT! DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT!
Cid (hidden): Don't worry, I always keep an extra roll with me at all times.
*Cid throws the roll to Naomi.*
Cid (hidden): By the way, you still look like a million dollars.
Naomi: Please, just shut up, now.
Like I say, it's all right if you have no idea what I'm talking about.
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