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So uh, weirdest dream award goes to Tiadaria. O:

I was living in this...building. It was big, but we were all cramped together. And by we, I mean the thousands of other people living there.

I had friends (no one I know in reality, though)...and apparently a few enemies.



And then one day, I'm sleeping in my stall (the bedrooms were about the size of a bathroom stall and lined up the same way and everything) and by mistake, someone comes in...

Only it's John Travolta of all people. Not recent scary John, and not Grease-era John...more like...Phenomenon John. Say that six times fast.


Anyway, he crawls into my bed, and I wake up, and I'm like, "HOLY s**t THERE'S A MAN IN MY BED" (not that it's a rare occurrence, but I like to at least be aware it's going on) and he's like, "WTF IT'S ME".

We turn on a light, and omg it's John Travolta.

Now, you must understand, I had a mass crush on this man from the time I was like 5 to the time I was like 15. That's a very long crush.

So I'm like, "Hey, it's John Travolta...but...why are you in my bed?"

(it's about this time I realize I probably look like s**t while meeting the man I had a 10 year crush on...ouch.)

And he's like, "Uh...yeah. So...what's your name?"

I gave him my name (I don't think it was my RL name, though...I had a different name in the dream).

And then he starts flirting. A little casual touching, a few compliments, etc. That man was all up in my Kool-Aid. And then he kisses me.

Now, it did vaguely cross the back of my mind that he has like, a wife and kids. But when John Travolta kisses you, it pushes thoughts like that completely out of your head. ;D


Anyhow, after some witty late night banter, and a lot of touchy-feely time, he says he has to leave...he's working on a film. As he leaves, he trips on something, and hits the door a little, but in such a small place, it wakes everyone up. And being nosy girls, all my neighbors see that John Travolta is leaving my bedroom. xd

I worried for a moment he'd make a mad dash and I'd never see him again...but instead, he tells me to meet him back here again at a certain time tomorrow morning (he shows me the time by moving this weird slider thing...hard to describe), and then he leaves.


The girls want the details, but I brush them off. A little too elated to have such luck.

To kill time during the day, I start going to acting auditions (which apparently, is what this whole giant building is about).

Flash forward to near the time I'm supposed to meet John again.

I'm walking "home" (to my stall), and suddenly I'm pulled into a random stall. It's some guy...who apparently I had been dating in the dream (whoops!). Well...the news of my little fortunate incident has spread like wildfire, and he's not pleased. He starts being really mean and hitting me (I even date sucky people in my dreams...how messed up is that? D: ). I'm crying, and trying to get away, but he has me locked in. I finally manage to kick him and escape (if I explained just how, I'd be here all night) and run away, back towards my stall. Of course, I'm late and John has come and gone. As soon as I walk up, all the girls are talking s**t about me. They're saying "Oh, here's the girl who stood up John Travolta" and "here's the girl who broke his heart" and throwing things at me.

Booo.

So I crawl into bed, depressed, and fall asleep.


I'm woken up by having my hair stroked. It's John! ;D

He had heard what happened somehow and came back... (breaking and entering much?)


Then he starts talking about how he's in love with me...which is strange, since I've known him for about a day. o___O;


But I roll with it. I figure at the very least, being John Travolta's mistress has to have some nice perks.